Mom would be sadThat moment you realize you will never have a cute busty tomboy childhood friend that loves you so much they're willing to try and change themselves for you. Why live?
Whoever pulls me out shall be named King of EnglandNOT EVEN SUPERMAN CAN PULL ME OUT
Not quite the quote but close...This is like a compendium of all the terrible advice women give each other. It's almost as cringe as Edna Mole's "remind him you are yourself" advice in The Incredibles.