The _____ with threatening aura....

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A broken image has the most threatening aura in actuality. :worry:
 
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Didn't you know they are natural-born traffic wreckers? I suppose you do, indeed, they just have to move there defying any self-preservation instinct because they don't sense danger!
The roads belong to them, you're simply using it with their permission and are required to stop for all 28 of them as they cross it. Seriously though, I've lost count of how many times I've nearly run some of them over in the morning.

Thank you America for taking them off our hands until the spring. I don't think I could deal with the cold and those asshole birds at the same time (although the stupid ones still stick around for some reason). Please don't pick a fight with one, you will lose, and they can actually clap their wings with enough force to break bones if you're unlucky.
 

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