I always make sure my teeth are in good shape, they're an important part of my zombie plan.
1. Equip kevlar, plate carrier and a helmet that covers everything but my mouth
2. Get infected
3. Become the alpha zombie
4. Rule over the zombielands with my perfect teeth
5. Ruin everything for everyone else
I came up with this plan in 2003, I'm beginning to worry I may never get to implement it.