"Wow, all the elite guards were no match, yet you beat the dragon on your own using your holy god powers even though you're only six years old!" gushed her proud father. Mary Sue smiled as the sun danced over her, and everyone swooned at her angelic appearance. "It was nothing, dad. After all, how could I have let those poor guards get hurt?" -- The usually stoic prince was yet again flabbergasted. 'How can she not be the saint? No matter, I will marry her when she grows up. No matter what!' he thought. Then Mary Sue's sweet voice snapped him back to reality. "Come on everyone, the curry is done! This one is a masterpiece, best one you'll ever had!" she joked. But it was no joke-- never before had any one of them had such a wonderful dish. 'I wish I could eat this forever' they all thought, and then they all cried in joy