'You dare take the first strike?" Really? Motherfucker, first you swagger up with your generic-ass copy pasta brand of bad guy, then you monologue and coerce someone into a fight for something that is already theirs, and after that you turn the fight into a Walmart version of a pokemon battle, where it's five (or is it four?) versus one. You really gonna get salty and feel insulted because you got smacked first?
This dude will deserve everything that happens to him. I'm looking forward to smug-smile-angry-brows wrecking him in the future.