The Lecture You Would Never Want Your Parents to Give You - Ch. 38

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DO I HEAR THREE!?”

haha, but Vegeta’ing aside, this needs work. With typesetting and translations, I think. Also, regardless of the type of chapter, it isn’t good to skip.
 
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You know, she should get a boyfriend. I want to see how the mother will demolish the poor boy.
wonder how she'd react to her getting a gf. tho given how lovey dovey they are i wouldn't be surprised if she was put off dating for a while or straight up became ace/celibate (or a bf being seduced by the mom and the mom just talking coldly to him b/c she has eyes only for the dad but the 'sadistic older lady' act awakens something in him XD
Well, at least she's being a responsible parent. I mean, heat and spontaneity of the moment, gotta play safe, unless the mom wants to become a grandma
I mean, usually the "get married and give us grandkids" speech usually happens in your 20s/30s as opposed to when ur still a teen.
 
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wonder how she'd react to her getting a gf. tho given how lovey dovey they are i wouldn't be surprised if she was put off dating for a while or straight up became ace/celibate (or a bf being seduced by the mom and the mom just talking coldly to him b/c she has eyes only for the dad but the 'sadistic older lady' act awakens something in him XD

I mean, usually the "get married and give us grandkids" speech usually happens in your 20s/30s as opposed to when ur still a teen.
It's much simpler, it will end up like a classic sitcom with the wife's mother constantly meddling in their relationship and giving embarrassing advice about her daughter's relationship with her husband.
 
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wonder how she'd react to her getting a gf. tho given how lovey dovey they are i wouldn't be surprised if she was put off dating for a while or straight up became ace/celibate (or a bf being seduced by the mom and the mom just talking coldly to him b/c she has eyes only for the dad but the 'sadistic older lady' act awakens something in him XD

I mean, usually the "get married and give us grandkids" speech usually happens in your 20s/30s as opposed to when ur still a teen.
BF or GF, they will quickly learn more than they ever wanted to know about her parent's sex life, including that daddy got a huge dick.
Well, at least she's being a responsible parent. I mean, heat and spontaneity of the moment, gotta play safe, unless the mom wants to become a grandma
She got experience with accidents, like her daughter was unplanned and she was probably fairly young at the time.
 
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i mean, at least it was good advice, i think once your kids are around 16 or so you should expect them to be having sex, wether you like it or not, around 40% of teens on high school have sex statistically, so if they're going to fuck anyway at least have your kid be safe.
 
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Want to see the happy face of the condom seller when one of the parents goes buy some
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