"Woe, to be wifeless."
Damn man, you didn't need to hurt me like that.
In all seriousness, I love the poem. Very appropriate to the point of this homesickness plan as well as a reminder to what this game of hegemony between warmongers boils down to. We have seen it before with other characters like Ma Chao and his motivation to act.
But man I can't wait to see Xun Yu practice his charm. They all fell for it, they just don't know it yet.