Dex-chan lover
- Joined
- May 26, 2019
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Prep work:
- Don't have any will to live because you work at a black company
- Have a relatively menial job before you get hit by a truck. Your pre-isekai skills will eerily come well into use in the most unlikely places even if you're an accountant or a carpenter
- Bonus points for being a NEET or otherwise useless
- Your dad/grandfather is probably a martial artist or something
- Your parents are from the isekai world and never fucking told you
- Start talking flutently at 3 years old after isekai:ing. Make it inconspicuous so that no one bats an eye
- Build a hand pump
- Buy a slave (elf preferably)
- Invent miso
- Find rice
- Get omoshiroi'd by the prince because you're "different"
- Be super weak and hopeless until something unlocks your power. But be super studious and good natured as you get bullied before said power unlocks
- Use too much magic at the academy enrollment so that the measuring device registers you as weak
- Destroy the magic measuring device
- Build a hand pump again for good measure
- Have someone else get the patent registered for you
- Be friends with slimes, especially the ones who go "kyuu~" or the like
- Level up
- Become an S-rank adventurer
- Get kicked out of the party (they hate you so much and they suck and the hero wants to kill you)
- You're a genius at birth and it's not creepy at all
- Maybe you're not and everyone hates you (bonus points for the cause being that you're a woman)
- Get a kemonomimi imouto
- Become a blacksmith (find your local dwarf who doesn't sell good weapons to people because they "only want the priciest thing" and don't appreciate his craft that he spent 400 years refining)
- Make potions (they're probably too powerful and attract unwanted attention)
- Be genderswapped and lesbian
- Be the only one who likes elves and furries and fight for their cause
- Help the demon lord because from my point of view the humans are evil
- Get magic alignment assigned to you at a specific age (try to get the one that is considered the worst so everyone looks down on you)
- Get assigned to the commoners education at the academy
- Invent the double entry bookkeeping system
- Have bad hair/eye color and be discriminated on
- Be a vampire or something
- Actually the magic from your own world is more powerful
- Consume enemies/items/curses/spells, they might make you more powerful
- Everyone in your class hates you and they're also in the isekai so mope about that
- Become nobility
- Actually you were just born into nobility and you hate it because it's super toxic and you family wants to kill you, gotta escape somehow
- You're the worlds leading magician because you know linear algebra and precalc
- Marry your party member
- Marry the princess
- Marry a dragon
- Marry the demon lord
- Become religious
- Marry the goddesses
- Marry God
- MARRY GOD
- (God hates you)
- Invent more miso
- Invent Japanese stuff
- Go to a country that is basically Japan (It's called Yamato most likely)
- You're the sword saint now
- Get 9th circle wuxia bullshit magic
- Save an orphanage that the local lord is mistreating
- Get cute summon animal
- If not possible to summon then tame a wild one
- Get a weapon that fucking talks
- Get good at fighting with a log
- Make Dragon Quest references
- Stir fry the final boss and other powerful enemies
- Invent eggs
- Invent spices (why are they not using salt? You should open a cafe/resturant)
- Invent yeast
- INVENT YEAST
- Invent guns???????????
- Also invent sashimi, this is very important so you can gross out the natives before they get wowed by Japanese food
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