Can anyone here write the story in plan english? I'm having trouble understanding, I think.
Right, it's a doddle; see the posh bird and the lass from the council estate had a right old beauty contest, yeah? To up her game, the princess went down a dodgy route with some grim rituals and munching on folk. When the peasant bird clocked it, her wolfy side popped out, which the furries went mad for, but it didn't cut the mustard against the normie lot, so the princess bagged the win in the end.