Hand on window while cleaning the window. Amateur spotted.
If you don't want to buy a wedding gift, don't buy one.
She wants a shovel to dig a hole to hide in.
That's not an "oopsie." That's a troll.
Wedding dress fair. There's going to be a photo op, right?
Hmm, far left wedding dress has the best skirt, but the best top is either the middle or middle right. Middle left's flower is just way too big.
The dress he's imagining her in is none of those.
Enter predictable photographer with the predictable lack of model.
He looks like a fish out of water with that on. Proportions look weird.
She is your girlfriend. Get with the program.