took my cousin once in an entrance ceremony for elementary kids. the parents were told to stay in the back so they were telling the children to behave and stay in place. For some weird reason this father-son duo was shouting this like "what to do if you want to pee" and the boys answers "tell the teacher!" every q&a of these two the boy gets more and more energetic.
It wasn't weird yah know. we were watching them with smiles on our faces. But suddenly the father asked "what to do if someone bullies you?"
this f*cking cute little boy quietly said "smash".
I told my aunt that my cousin's gonna have a potential weird classmate.