Ueno, my girl, you underestimate the man's pursuit of achievement. You present him with goals, he'll do anything for said goals.
Sure, boobs and upskirt peepage might be great, but all of it goes out the window when presented with fresh, gravity defying footwear. Tha's a fact.
Also, Ueno better be patenting those shoes, or Nike will swoop in, buy it from her, and make Nike Space Jordans.