Urban Tales

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>finns are crazy
Pretty accurate.

>invading Finland
They hear a voice from the other side of a hill: One Finnish soldier is better than ten Soviet soldiers. The Soviet general sends ten soldiers. There is some gunfire then everything is quiet again. The voice then says, one Finnish soldier is better than one hundred Soviet soldiers. The Soviet general sends one hundred Soviet soldiers. There is more gunfire and then silence. The voice speaks up again and says one Finnish soldier is better than one thousand Soviet soldiers. The Soviet general then sends one thousand Soviet soldiers. There is a lot of gunfire and then silence. After awhile a Soviet soldier crawls over the hill and say to the general, do not send more troops, it's a trap, there are two Finnish soldiers.
 
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Nokias were indestructible until they got Microsoft to the knee!
 
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how is this racism? >w> sword wielding top hat doctors, everyone in finland carries a knife, and skiing soldiers. so funny. i don't get the comments about racism.
 

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