Step one. Go first.
Step two. Let the clock run for ages and talk the entire time. Dont look at it yourself just let it run. There was no rule about maximum time or not distracting your opponent. If youre not a talker put the watch down and pull out a book or Gameboy or something.
If your opponent isnt cheating you win.
Surprised they didnt get an actual kakerou ref in there because tubs probably cheats a lot. Strikes me as the loves to inflict pain but cant take it himself so hes probably never been in the brazen bull.