@gomichandesu lol, so true - everytime I see news stories about debauched "swinger clubs" they are almost middle-aged dudes (and their wives). The quote from this article sums it up, "They are not young people. They are middle-aged with big tummies. It is slightly dreadful" (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9442716/swingers-worcester-village-europes-biggest-sex-festival/). Still, this is a fantasy, so let the idyllic debauchery proceed.