Desert:
(noun)
- a dry, barren area of land, especially one covered with sand, that is characteristically desolate, waterless, and without vegetation.
- a situation or area considered dull and uninteresting.
"a cultural desert"
(verb)
- abandon (a person, cause, or organization) in a way considered disloyal or treacherous.
"we feel our public representatives have deserted us"
- (of a quality or ability) fail (someone), especially at a crucial moment when most needed.
"her luck deserted her"
- (of a soldier) illegally run away from military service.
"his life in the regiment had been such a hell that he decided to desert"
Dessert:
(noun)
- the sweet course eaten at the end of a meal.
"a dessert of chocolate mousse"
"After eating the desert"...
How much of the desert? The entire fucking thing? Is sand pouring through her anus like a human shaped hourglass?