I feel like "amblyopia" (which appears to be the medically precise term for "lazy eye") might not be the correct translation for the condition, here. I'm no expert but aren't these entirely the wrong symptoms...?
hey man @lukesaltweather i'm rereading on the new year and i want to give you a festive greeting
thanks for giving people a start here man happy new year
what the hell is this? he's acting like he's literally 7 years old. but everyone's scared of him and he has a gang of followers? that it's intentional contrast doesn't make it any less dumb