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Its for air circulation.hmm yes metal armor with boob window, very effective
Its for air circulation.hmm yes metal armor with boob window, very effective
well......Yeah...zombie vampire seems like an oxymoron.
but it wasnt a weapon. it was originally just meant to light up talosheim due to it being surrounded by mountainsDope armor but instead of going full maximillian/fantasy it has a boob window. Semirealism bros, we can never win.
Pretty good battle plan from Van though, but it is strange how the grunt vampires didn't all immediately burn, with only some dying. You'd think some old weapon that's used precisely for this would work a bit better.
War crimes... there is a lot of them here. Van the child soldier is the first among their ranks. And some of his troops are even younger.Warcrime le funny
Dying is not an option, when Van is on the field. Your body may die, but your soul will be Van's slave.This new vampire woman has two options: be taken over by Van's max charm like Eleonora, or die!
The words of someone who likely never saw real combat until that day. Overblown sense of a Knight's code, or a duelist. Open field like that, this kind of code is one of the first things that dies."how dare you attack ill-soldier"
mate you literally said it yourself their Inhumans / Monsters like why the fuck they gotta play by your rules
No archers is really strange, I agree.This is an ill informed neets idea of how an army fights lol
Just a few thousand people with 2-3 generals screaming at them yoloing at a wall
Where are their archers? Why are they trying to rush the wall in a siege?
No siege towers no defensive formations inching forwards?
How are they even meant to fight against a rock golem with a sword??
Right you move in to siege a fortified position with absolutely fuck all, realize its way better equipped that you imagined leaving you with literally no chance of taking the wall...and then you just go at it anyway.No archers is really strange, I agree.
The rest is easily explained by these guys expecting a rotting wall barely holding together with 2 big holes in them. They were literally not expecting a second wall or rock golems. Remember: They don't know exactly about the "creating golems" thing of van and only a few suspect it being Van behind them. Even if they built siege towers, they would be useless against the new wall, which looks almost twice as high, anyway.
"A few thousand people" is indeed an army. The era these people are in might see multiple ten thousand soldiers as an unimaginably giant army. Also, remember that the jerkass god keeps them purposely primitive.
She looks so smug.I cannot get enough of Elenora's face on the sunbathing line. It just makes the scene even more satisfying.
Again, they didn't come to siege. They literally thought they'll just waltz into a devastated city with a half-destroyed wall that already has two huge holes in it. When they had the mind to turn around, they were already assailed by projectiles and golems. Needless to say running fights suck and they only get worse the further you look back.Right you move in to siege a fortified position with absolutely fuck all, realize its way better equipped that you imagined leaving you with literally no chance of taking the wall...and then you just go at it anyway.
Ancient china threw around 100k people like it was nothing, back then life was dirt cheap and you could force any farm hand to pick up a spear and charge in line.
They are moving to fight the undead, swords are about the least effective melee weapon I can imagine against something that is either inorganic or unable to feel pain/bleed.
This isnt a battle its fucking stage 2 cod zombies.