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Five chapter dump right here at Christmas!
There IS a Santa Claus!!!
~Ol' Pervy starts dancing around his room like a toddler waking up on Christmas morning.~
~Unfortunately, Ol' Pervy forgot, in his state of advanced senility, that at the age of 65, he no longer had the sense of balance that he had when he was younger, with the inevitable result of this decrepit old pervert falling flat on his face with his ass stuck up in the air...
...Which left his posterior as an all-too-tempting target for his sister to test out her brand new ping pong paddle on.~
Ol' Pervy is now accepting donations of ice to put in the bag that he is going to need to sit on for the rest of the holiday season...
There IS a Santa Claus!!!
~Ol' Pervy starts dancing around his room like a toddler waking up on Christmas morning.~
~Unfortunately, Ol' Pervy forgot, in his state of advanced senility, that at the age of 65, he no longer had the sense of balance that he had when he was younger, with the inevitable result of this decrepit old pervert falling flat on his face with his ass stuck up in the air...
...Which left his posterior as an all-too-tempting target for his sister to test out her brand new ping pong paddle on.~
Ol' Pervy is now accepting donations of ice to put in the bag that he is going to need to sit on for the rest of the holiday season...