Zombie ni Najimitai - Oneshot

[MangaDex]

 

[JaceG13]

Oof, that's gotta be a wake up call

 

[Varpie]

Best girl

 

[RolandMayfield]

Eh close enough, welcome back UI from blue archive.

 

[Ally04]

Imagine being called stinky by a rotten corpse

 

[xanon]

I can fix bathe her.

 

[FloorRoof]

That's one way to do the exposure therapy to overcome the fear of crowds. And fear of death.

 

[Juggernautbob]

I can fix bathe her.

"No don't, she's perfect like this!"

-some mangadex user, probably.

 

[Landale]

I need a part 2 of this with her awkwardly eating people in a desperate attempt to not stand out.

 

[Gu7]

wife ?

 

[Juggernautbob]

I need a part 2 of this with her awkwardly eating people in a desperate attempt to not stand out.

So, cannibalism?

 

[EchoGirl]

shut in neet i understand but other than being a hoarder and stuff i'd think one of the 'benefits' to being a hikki is that you actually enjoy bathing and all that even if you don't do it daily

So, cannibalism?

anyone else out there even left to eat?
i imagine more would stick in groups and hide versus actively confronting and hunting zombies, but compared to vamps idk if zombies would continually need to eat like how one mentioned a damaged vocal chord

 

[halcer]

this was amusing

 

[BCS]

Even zombies are filthy neurotypicals, is nowhere safe?

 

[ReaperCreeper]

 

[SirBlizz]

Slams the Table Stinky Neet! Stinky Neet! Stinky Neet!

 

[Mah_Buddy_Keith]

 

[NARESH4444]

I can fix bathe her.

"No don't, she's perfect like this!"

-some mangadex user, probably.

Slams the Table Stinky Neet! Stinky Neet! Stinky Neet!

That's the thing 'bout them.

You can drag 'em to the shower and scrub them clean with your two hands!

Or get real fancy...

...and drill 'em!

 

[Ironclad]

 

[spectralSpices]

Imagine being attacked by a horde of zombies.
And one stinky girl.
"Are...you uninfected?!"
"Augh-I-I mean, yeah, I just...w-went with the flow..."
"...I saw you eating human flesh earlier."
"..........Yeah......."