Help, the coffee isn't keeping me alive anymore.
5 hours later ... still asleep... #yeahgirlfriend said:
guh... i'm tired :c i think i'm gonna nap
no, sir, i'm not. if you haven't heard, oil prices have skyrocketed lately. and i need to keep these booty cheeks oiled up.@bigtiddyoneesan They're selling you cheaper than a gum drop, you gonna take that?
I know sometimes the illiterate Toppy sounds cute in a wrong way...