Duel Arena

[WanderingWanderer]

Why hello there, my dear future reader.
I am establishing here what is to be a tradition. In truth, I know not how this hasn't happened yet, but I am here to bring about this change.
Welcome to the arena!

In here, one may fight for their life or have a battle of minds. The very first one, however, I dedicate to @jecroisenlasuperioritedubel
I challenge thee to a battle of wits! And no, you shall not appear unarmed. I shan't take any of your fake kindness in the form of evading my request and singing high praises of me. Think of the great sadness it would bring me. This is to be a mere recreational activity and it shall bring me great joy seeing how you insult my soul in the noblest of ways. As such, I will begin our fight!
Jecroisenlasuperioritedubel, thou art a pretentious prick! I understand not how it came to be that you are such an educated person, for in my view you are no greater than a grasshopper and your education should equal one of such. I am to comprehend, from the many discussions we've had, that you lack the modicum of self-respect necessary to not engage with hooligans. Or is that your perception of this world is so biased, so corrupt, that you've come to perceive them in the brightest of lights? And like a moth, you engage in beating after beating, I truly will never understand one such as yourself's desire to come out harmed more than immaculate. Why does it feel like my pen only writes sweet words and back-handed compliments? See, even in this you are the most annoying I've faced! I am sure I could wax poetic on the many misgivings of any in this planet, and yet when I write about ye it all turns into this? Nay, I am not doing my job correctly, I shall have to devolve into more primal accusations; you are a dum-dum and there's nothing you could say that would convince me otherwise.
I wish you a good day, it is great to be back!

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

to Dear readers , especially My most Esteemed & Honourable friend ;
after a Long time of thinking to My-self about the invitation hereinabove written , as listed ; whether to write an rebuttal to It or not , whether to express what Mine heart confesses or not , whether to scream Mine Unfiltered thoughts about being called " a pretentious prick! " ; I've came to the conclusion : I do have a need to express My - no matter how much I've tried to not make It appear that way in My mind & the things henceforth said - Rather cruel , & I use This word with Immense regret as I still love Every-one of You , response to @WanderingWanderer , therefore ; let Me be free , and decide Mine Own route , for I need freedom to express My-self : on being called " a pretentious prick " , on Self-respect , & on having a " Corrupt World-view " & My kindness getting called " fake " , & on Me being a " dum-dum " & an Educated person - Honourable readers , I will hereinunder refer to Mine Esteemed brother ; firstly - on having a Corrupt World-view & My kindness getting called " fake " ; let Us recite before We stray hence , remember the words spoken in the past : " Ye have heard that it hath been said, [ ' ] Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. [ ' , b]ut I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; " , and I beseech - Under-stand It's meaning , not only read , what I mean is as thus ; verily - These words do paint a Sublime ethic , Far surpassing the Common instincts of Us - " love Thine enemies " It's said - not merely in thought or sentiment : but in Our deeds & word - one must note that These words are not for counseling , but a command from the divine urging Us not to return evil with evil nor to react to malice with malice , but ; to bestow Good-will upon those who ; despise , curse , & / or hate Us , for 'tis not a response of Under-standing but escalation - shall I ask You , Mine Esteemed friend , aren't We apes trying to find Our ways , answer is thus : yay , We are , then I ask You , again : why shall We hold mercy when It's free to give , why shall We keep grudges for a river that was tainted time ago , I prithee - remember ; remember words of Mine , hadn't I say unto You " We can't trust Our past nor Inherited knowledge nor the understanding of now , because They are False memories that don't even exist in a Real universe in the first place. " - did I , then tell Me : why I should ; hate man for They are hateful , despite Them for They do , belittle Them for They make fun - when all is happening in a Faux reality , a mere hallucination , tell Me - hadn't I say unto You " ( ... ) while even My Deeper Real will doesn't match with My Faux will ( ... ) " , ​

 

[Robinisback]

We are so bored, we established a Fight Club in the forums, lmao.

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

I did - verily ; then , why shall I run vengeance upon Those who wronged Me - isn't It Over-the-top response They don't need , yea - It is , isn't It the word of Mine that's to protect My-self , yea - It is ; then answer Me , from the bottom of Thine heart , even while the words of the old says " ( ... ) and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you ( ... ) " - how can I keep grudges so little & insignificant for people here , I can't - Mine friend - for They're as not real as I am not , How-ever ; My World-view is one that's of Utmost unstable , as You think that I love unconditionally because I care - nay , My brother , I love unconditionally and hate so little because I know that in This illusion of f_M , I know to think one's place is as unchanging as a mountain - there , until You can't see It there , I Kindly beseech You ; heed My words & kidness for They're born out of necessity & love for order , for I am the most powerless & fragile , for My kindness is Deeply rooted in the ethic of forgiveness , mercy , & detachment from Worldly malice ; as I am not the ruler of This reality , unlike being in a Lucid dream , ergo ; I'm not being kind because I'm fake : I'm being kind since in this Strange hall of mirrors We call existence , mercy is the only Sane choice to live - behold & lo , then You will see , how I was a No-body that became loved - a being not beknownst to Them now getting 7 or 10 different names ; that's the consequence of opening Thine arms , secondly - on Me being a " dum-dum " & an Educated person ; heed My words , again - for I recite Them : " ( ... )I am Intellectually indistinguishable from a , literally - not figuratively , post-brain-surgery Earth-worm in any Tangible way , therefore ; please Kindly refrain from labeling Me as a person with " infinite knowledge " , as I only Certainly know that I don't know everything and that I don't live in a vacuum. " , said I - why You think Me of a person with knowledge more than what It is , a Pitiful worm - then ; whence You come to that conclusion , send Me thither - as I ought to see It with Mine eyes to parse Their meaning , lest We fall in despair - I recite a genre I told You : Child books , manga , & anime - for I am a person knows naught until I need knowledge in that sector or need to know due to Mine hunger for information , You shan't not dismiss Me as an intellectual - for I am not one , whenceforth ; I say : meaning is loaded by words , I know naught other than I know naught , I say : don't take Me for a Clever person , whilst I suffer from Damned fruit We call Human intelligence - a Limited & Unreliable narrator bound by Ephemeral senses , thirdy - on Self-respect ; You call Me Some-body without even an ounce of Self-respect - I say , yay , unto You ; for You're right , I reject having Self-respect , for Mine existence not of Human result but already a Faux & Meaningless & Unstable construction We call ego - for My being is not Me , why shall I squeeze Mine hands to bleed when I know that Mine existence deserves not a reason nor a purpose , fourthly - on being called " a pretentious prick " ; as I speak I think , as I write to be recorded - You call these , records of Me , a prick & pretentiousness , how pitiful ; for I explained as thus in My comment : " tis My Colloquial register , sir " , for You to not heed My words but to chase the lands that run away from being grounded in reality - that is what I call the true loss , shan't We name It as such , moreover ; if I were to be labeled a prick , then shall Every-one be prick - for It would make world more saner & safe ​

 

[Doedoel]

100k DexCoin on Blocky_Mudkip, aka the LeBron James of MangaDex Forums

 

[Angry_Panda]

HOT DOGS! COLD BEER! GETCHA PEANUTS HERE!

 

[hazzack]

HOT DOGS! COLD BEER! GETCHA PEANUTS HERE!

i want my peanuts! spray it all over my face!

 

[Angry_Panda]

i want my peanuts! spray it all over my face!

🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜

 

[Painasbread]

Where's the stand to buy drinks and food out here? @WanderingWanderer
I'd like a cold beer and fish&chips to watch the unfolding fight!

 

[Angry_Panda]

Where's the stand to buy drinks and food out here? @WanderingWanderer
I'd like a cold beer and fish&ships to watch the unfolding fight!

Yo. No fish, but we could get you a burger and fries with that beer.

 

[Painasbread]

Yo. No fish, but we could get you a burger and fries with that beer.

Yo, thank you, I appreciate it. Take my money!

 

[WanderingWanderer]

fish&ships

We used all the ships to get the fish, none are left for munching

 

[Angry_Panda]

Yo, thank you, I appreciate it. Take my money!

🍔🍟🍺 <- -> 💵

 

[CharaDotArchivist]

HOT DOGS! COLD BEER! GETCHA PEANUTS HERE!

i'll get a burger w/ extra fries, and an energy drink if you have one. here's 10 bucks, keep the change 💵

 

[Robinisback]

DUDE. Y'all have to be tripping, This is more of a market experience thread than an arena thread. Where's the Duel and the random shades? Also, Give me plate of spaghetti with ketchup on it. I need to offend some Italians.

 

[CharaDotArchivist]

DUDE. Y'all have to be tripping, This is more of a market experience thread than an arena thread. Where's the Duel and the random shades? Also, Give me plate of spaghetti with ketchup on it. I need to offend some Italians.

the problem is that most people in this thread are extremely based individuals (most of the time, at least) so there's not a lot to fight about

also you ain't offending just the italians with that dish

 

[Robinisback]

also you ain't offending just the italians with that dish

Sorry for not being sorry for breaking the spaghetti, Italians.

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

, lastly - Mine friend ; You speak of Me as I am a being made out of Good-omens , nay , that can't be further than the truth - for I am a person who's a( n ) ; vile , hateful , bigot , islamophobe , amoral - akin to how My Goddess & Saviour übel is - who would do Any-thing under the guarantee of not seeing consequences & having fun , & al. , I dare You : can You still call Me a person , knowing I am made out of sin & not goodness , alas ; " Answer Mine questions presented hereinabove ! " would I say , if I were to play My Sadistic side - but nay , You deserve better , thus ; shall You get better for I am not in need to hurt You for fun , lest I be attacked by You - though , I admit , keeping things civil would be the much appreciated response , ​

by Your most Obliged servant.​

 

[Lowfyie]

Where are the dead people

 

[BakedBanana]

Where are the dead people

Here.
https://forums.mangadex.org/threads/forum-lurker-cemetery.2026737/