My Co-worker Is an Eldritch X! - Ch. 7.2 - Feed me, human (part 2)

[Jatopian]

That girl doesn’t have a single thought behind those eyes.

Not one that you could comprehend without going mad, anyway.

 

[InterdimensionalAvocado]

I went looking for copper and found gold.
This image alone warms my heart.

 

[luigiymario2]

Poor model lmao

 

[Navolf]

No link with TV News ...

 

[someunregpunk]

No link with TV News ...

no. that's her. The collar matches.

 

[AzrefReza]

There was a show or movie or something that had a murder committed by a formula 1 driver but he was insisting it wasn't him despite the mountain of evidence and witness testimony, turned out he was part of a group of identical triplets that were adopted at birth to different houses, 1 of them died in childhood, the other 1 was bitter when he found that he was a triplet and that his brother was adopted by a rich family that gave him every advantage that he could become a professional athlete whereas he was adopted into a poor and abusive family so he wanted to frame him for a crime as revenge. I might have some of the details wrong because I wasn't really watching it but it was along those lines.

There was an episode of NCIS (?) kind of like that. The prime suspect and clear murderer gets released in the end because he’s got a twin and “genetic evidence can’t tell them apart”. Except they were… non-identical twins, the other one was a woman. I was cringing like a madman while watching it…

 

[Billthesomething]

"Hurry, human. I need you to insert nutrients into my oral cavity." isn't exactly the hottest pillow talk, but... would.

It would work for me, but I'm a fucking freak.

 

[Narf]

There was an episode of NCIS (?) kind of like that. The prime suspect and clear murderer gets released in the end because he’s got a twin and “genetic evidence can’t tell them apart”. Except they were… non-identical twins, the other one was a woman. I was cringing like a madman while watching it…

Are you telling me that being able to hack twice as fast by having two people type on one keyboard, or enhancing digital camera footage with awful resolution until you can recognize the perpetrator in the reflection of one person's glasses aren't real either?

 

[AzrefReza]

Are you telling me that being able to hack twice as fast by having two people type on one keyboard, or enhancing digital camera footage with awful resolution until you can recognize the perpetrator in the reflection of one person's glasses aren't real either?

LALALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!§!

 

[Snowave]

RIP that artist career

 

[finalm]

Are you telling me that being able to hack twice as fast by having two people type on one keyboard, or enhancing digital camera footage with awful resolution until you can recognize the perpetrator in the reflection of one person's glasses aren't real either?

Speaking from experience, the keyboard trick is sadly bunk, not to mention akward. Whoever invented this was clearly delusional, thinking he'd get to "accidentally" almost hold hands with a woman partner, while ignoring the fact that the majority of programmers are old, sweaty dudes whose hands are greasier than a McDonald's fryer. Not a good time.

However, one only needs to apply the reverse concept to hack with the best of them. You work alone, but with many keyboards at once! Just don't start with the "I only have two hands", rookie talk! Think big, man and the hands shall be provided to you.

 

[Snowave]

I Just realize she act like Chūnibyō

 

[Daviot]

My Co-Worker is an Eldritch INTJ!

As a non-eldritch INTJ, I see that your attempt at benign violation of lexical norms* for the purposes of merriment does not involve obscenity or paronomasia†; it is thus approved.
tl;dr: lol

*a.k.a. "humo(u)r"
†a.k.a. "pun"; compare "Dad joke"