I am terminally dense. Back in college, this lady sitting next to me was showing off her tongue piercing to me very closely and moving it all around. I thought she was just someone being proud of their piercing and wanted to show off how cool it was. The scarring from the piercing was really bad and was focused on being polite. I was like, "Oh that's pretty awesome!" and continued on with my life.I don't know if the joke is that she's so into him, or that by taking the entire can in her throat she is not touching the end with her lips, thus technically avoiding the indirect kiss
Also I am afraid that considering the latter makes me terminally dense
I would fumble exactly the same in this situation brotherI am terminally dense. Back in college, this lady sitting next to me was showing off her tongue piercing to me very closely and moving it all around. I thought she was just someone being proud of their piercing and wanted to show off how cool it was. The scarring from the piercing was really bad and was focused on being polite. I was like, "Oh that's pretty awesome!" and continued on with my life.
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She showed it to me multiple times throughout the class. I am made of the densest material in the universe.
Well, at least you learned from it rightI am terminally dense. Back in college, this lady sitting next to me was showing off her tongue piercing to me very closely and moving it all around. I thought she was just someone being proud of their piercing and wanted to show off how cool it was. The scarring from the piercing was really bad and was focused on being polite. I was like, "Oh that's pretty awesome!" and continued on with my life.
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She showed it to me multiple times throughout the class. I am made of the densest material in the universe.
I'd love to say I did. I'd like to say that.Well, at least you learned from it right
Aw come on man, there's no way you are that denseI'd love to say I did. I'd like to say that.
Over the years during topics of tongue piercings, I told the story about the scarred up tongue to some other people as an example of how bad some piercings can get. A couple people pointed out to me what the real intention of the girl was, and I still didn't understand as I thought that was just a ridiculous interpretation, since in my viewpoint, there was no way that was the case. It was about 10 years later that I things finally clicked in my brain.Aw come on man, there's no way you are that dense
I mean, if you realized it (even after) then there was some improvement (maybe small but hey)
Oh I get it now... Well, shi like that happens. It's not like you're always supposed to get these cues when everyone else is running on a different wavelength; The girl was just speaking in a foreign language (you could say she was speaking in tongues lol sorry), so I don't think it's fair to deem you as dense here.[...]
On a semi-related note, I was diagnosed this year with being on the spectrum for autism.