Mimi - Ch. 117 - Scam Call.

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I felt this in my SOUL. During a spell of joblessness I was driving a rusty beat as fuck Chrysler Town and County minivan that sounded like the end of the world with its exhaust leak and oil consumption to go put fuel in it for a job interview the next day.

Some panhandler at a stoplight is like "Bro you got anything? Man anything at all! Anything helps"

Dude I got nothing.

"Brrruh. Not even a dollar. You expect me to believe you ain't even got a dollar?!?"

My brother in fucking christ, look at this fucking deathtrap I'm driving thats a year and a half out of inspection, smoking like its fucking on fire and sounds like there are at least two dead cylinders. No. I dont have a fucking dollar to spare and if I did I'd be using it to get fucking drunk right now, alright?


"Alright man chill, I'm sorry"
 
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I remember one time when I was really bored, I got a scam call and it was clear as day:
I always reply in english (I'm spanish) so whoever was at the phone got confused and said "wait a second please" very poorly. Then I got someone speaking perfect english to me, saying hello sir I'm bla bla and I replied in spanish "I don't understand" so he said to wait a second again and got someone else to speak in spanish the same lines. So I did the best thing I could, reply in german since I'm a man of languages - he got extremely confused and said to wait, eventually someone with a super broken german came in and tried to do the scam thing. Seeing this cycle and that it was working, with all my boredom all I could reply was "¿Qué?".

And thus I made them spend half an hour on me until they were the ones that gave up.
 
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I felt this in my SOUL. During a spell of joblessness I was driving a rusty beat as fuck Chrysler Town and County minivan that sounded like the end of the world with its exhaust leak and oil consumption to go put fuel in it for a job interview the next day.

Some panhandler at a stoplight is like "Bro you got anything? Man anything at all! Anything helps"

Dude I got nothing.

"Brrruh. Not even a dollar. You expect me to believe you ain't even got a dollar?!?"

My brother in fucking christ, look at this fucking deathtrap I'm driving thats a year and a half out of inspection, smoking like its fucking on fire and sounds like there are at least two dead cylinders. No. I dont have a fucking dollar to spare and if I did I'd be using it to get fucking drunk right now, alright?


"Alright man chill, I'm sorry"

I remember saying once "You don't have any money? You're better off than me, I have overdrawn my bank account. You have zero dollars? I have negative dollars."
 
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Look, we all hate when people call us and try to sell us something. I get it. But please remember, the poor son of a bitch calling you is probably trapped in some call center, trying to survive with a really shitty job. Politely tell them no and end the call. They have suffered enough abuse already.
No, not always. Sometimes they purposefully take the job over the other because it pays better. At the same time it's difficult to find a a good paying job in the areas they live in... but they still took it.
 
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No, not always. Sometimes they purposefully take the job over the other because it pays better. At the same time it's difficult to find a a good paying job in the areas they live in... but they still took it.

I'll go ahead and give them the benefit of the doubt. I just don't have it in me to be mean to those people. My wife worked in a call center for years because they were the only place hiring at something above minimum wage. Yeah, she was a wage slave.

Now she wasn't trying to sell people stuff, she was a customer service representative for various companies regarding benefits- primary their insurance. That place will mind rape you. Sometimes she would come home and cry after the abuse she would take over the phone. Or the various stories that would shred your soul and make you weep with sorrow. Remember- she worked primarily in insurance.


So yeah. Just politely say no and end the call.
 

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