Boroboro no Elf-san wo Shiawase ni Suru Kusuriuri-san

[Annath]

theres only 1 thing he cant fix...
fun facts: woman's womb can absorb a man's cum, scients proof that they can detect mans DNA from a womans womb as many sperms has come inside. when this woman is having child, those DNA is helping the woman "shaping" the child and inheriting the mans "nature" like behavior, skin, flesh and blood, even tho the "winner sperm" are the dominant.

this is why choosing partner and knowing their body count is important.

This is completely insane. Are you from some ass-backwards country that doesn't teach basic biology? I bet you are. I bet you were taught by a religious institution who fed you nonsense so you would grow up into a braindead abuser.

 

[woohoo463]

Looks like things are going to get complicated with onee-chan coming for her sister. Does anyone think we might see an angry first reaction towards the apothecary?

 

[CC_Gaming]

Oh no, here comes the more misunderstandings...

 

[Ekuzeiru]

This is completely insane. Are you from some ass-backwards country that doesn't teach basic biology? I bet you are. I bet you were taught by a religious institution who fed you nonsense so you would grow up into a braindead abuser.

based on experience, actually.
there this guy who bang a girl, bu refused to marry her. after a year, the girl make a reported to the police station. the police said "when the last time you got "creampied", the girl said it was last year and so the police offered the girl to force the guy confessed or its futile. man sperm stay inside your womb at least 5-6 months so we can use that to sue the guy.
welp, maybe i am ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

 

[Annath]

based on experience, actually.
there this guy who bang a girl, bu refused to marry her. after a year, the girl make a reported to the police station. the police said "when the last time you got "creampied", the girl said it was last year and so the police offered the girl to force the guy confessed or its futile. man sperm stay inside your womb at least 5-6 months so we can use that to sue the guy.
welp, maybe i am ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

You're either lying, or were fed bullshit by that guy who was a rapist (or maybe you live in a corrupt trashland where someone bribed the cops).

Regardless, sperm isn't viable beyond a few days at most. It also doesn't hang out in the womb... fertilization occurs in the fallopian tubes...

And sperm is only viable for a few days at most.

Like, whether you made that up or someone lied to you, someone needs to do their homework a bit better before coming up with this stuff.

Also, why would the cops be involved with suing someone? Lawsuits are civil, cops are criminal, and that's true for most countries regardless of legal system...

 

[Fuzzyuuka]

easy 10/10

 

[Ekuzeiru]

You're either lying, or were fed bullshit by that guy who was a rapist (or maybe you live in a corrupt trashland where someone bribed the cops).

Regardless, sperm isn't viable beyond a few days at most. It also doesn't hang out in the womb... fertilization occurs in the fallopian tubes...

And sperm is only viable for a few days at most.

Like, whether you made that up or someone lied to you, someone needs to do their homework a bit better before coming up with this stuff.

Also, why would the cops be involved with suing someone? Lawsuits are civil, cops are criminal, and that's true for most countries regardless of legal system...

you were right, it only stay for 5-7 days at most. dude, the fuck is going on with the people i met in my life lol
and your comment is too funny to read btw
have a good day