MangaDex Cat Cafe

[LYAISASIMP]

Btw, does the cafe have.... Cat nip?

 

[Data_Gold]

Btw, does the cafe have.... Cat nip?

Translation: do you have weed? ૮o.o ა

 

[LYAISASIMP]

Translation: do you have weed? ૮o.o ა

Psst, don't tell the transalation! They might find out...

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

I'm pretty sure I can't make them pay twice, but sure you have the job

The trick is to sell Yuri-related stuff that is very brittle and would shatter if whacked off a table.
The Café also takes no responsibility for the cat breaking stuff, as anyone could see that it had homophobia in its eyes, their fault for letting Yuri-related stuff be on their table in the vicinity of that cat.

 

[Basic_human]

Will you hire me? Lemme be the inventory and supply. I definitely WILL NOT embezzle anything. Just give me partner for this. I don't know how to search for supplier, so can't do it alone.

handsome' is a stretch.

Don't beat yourself up panda-san

You look like black jack!! Very fitting, considering his role in king fu panda 4 [dogshit movie tho]

 

[BakedBanana]

1 Pâtissier (french if possible)

1 security agent (ex assassin if possible)

5 cats (cats)

1 Barista (handsome old man with a white moustache if possible)

 

[Itsukimoto]

2 Waiters (1 cute girl and 1 ikemen if possible)

I can be one. And you just have to pay me with 60 kg of caffeine-nya

 

[BlackGeneral]

Btw, does the cafe have.... Cat nip?

Yeah sure. Clients love drugging the cats

Will you hire me? Lemme be the inventory and supply. I definitely WILL NOT embezzle anything. Just give me partner for this. I don't know how to search for supplier, so can't do it alone.

Oh yeahh; food doesn't just teleport in the fridge I forgot...

I can be one. And you just have to pay me with 60 kg of caffeine-nya

Of course. You are the cutest girl here after all

 

[5hijima]

audiotitont as cat

 

[BlackGeneral]

"Me cat" sounds like something a cat would say. You have the job

 

[BakedBanana]

Looking at all the participants so far, this is what it looks like:

Oh yeah, sources:
https://x.com/anco8pizz/status/1496135152732614658
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105448446
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100667809

 

[fungifordinner]

would recommend @athayanezant as cat
if index can be seen as cat then she can too

 

[Basic_human]

I stole bought and secure a provision for this thread. I think I have been doing my job as inventory guy pretty good.

Here serve it up

 

[athayanezant]

would recommend @athayanezant as cat
if index can be seen as cat then she can too

Can you see that two little flowers on my ears? yea, I'm too cute to be the cat, but I absolutely gonna be the cutest fox around the cafe~

..so, what's your order for today, Sir?
Can I recommend you with our specials today?

 

[BakedBanana]

I stole bought and secure a provision for this thread. I think I have been doing my job as inventory guy pretty good.

Here serve it up

 

[Manko-sensei]

This is almost complete! We only need to advertise it properly and come up with a welcome song. For the commercials:

 

[BakedBanana]

This is almost complete! We only need to advertise it properly and come up with a welcome song. For the commercials:

Damn you Manko, every time I hear that song it gets stuck in my head for a month. Same with the English version someone made.

 

[Manko-sensei]

Damn you Manko, every time I hear that song it gets stuck in my head for a month. Same with the English version someone made.

Alright, let's use the most contemporary one... which has less pastries:

 

[CharaDotArchivist]

would you be able to hire me as a cat in about a week?
proof of cat:

mrrp meow :3

 

[LYAISASIMP]

Wow, looks like the cafe's off to a great start!