Readers Paradise
(intended to be sung to the "Amish Paradise" Melody, I await your performance)
As I look through the library where my manga is lain
I take a look at my taste and realize it's very plain
But that's just perfect for a Normie like me
You know, I shun fancy things like Yuri'n'Loli
At 0:30 in the morning, I'm posting cows
A random guy "Dumbs" me, but I still browse,
fool
And I've been postin' and browsin' so long that
Even Dex-chan thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the net, I'm into discipline
Got a manga in my hand and ten thousands in the bin
But if I finish all of my isekai slob, and you finish thine
Then tonight, we're gonna harrass others like it's 2009
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in a Readers paradise
I tried Yuri once or twice
Livin' in a Readers paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in a Readers paradise
We "This" others at discount price
Livin' in a Readers paradise
A new troll kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Ban-Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
A Normie with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never strike others but I got a
cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black,
fool
If you come to visit, you'll shed a tear
We haven't even managed to stay drama-less for 1 year
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no Points, no Deletion, no Renaming
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in a Readers paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Livin' in a Readers paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Livin' in a Readers paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Livin' in a Readers paradise
Clicking on F5, The 1k went to some other
Read a Manga on Monday, soon I'll read another
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know my Reaction Score is a lot higher as thine art
I'm the pious guy the little Newbies wanna be like
On my Screen day and night, scorin' points for the after-V5
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, Bart might have to get medieval on your Heine
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in a Readers paradise
We're not crazy Mennonites
Livin' in a Readers paradise
There's Mods and Admin guys
Livin' in a Readers paradise
But you'd probably think they bite
Livin' in a Readers paradise