Dumbest way to confess your feelings?

[gimme_yuri_plz]

What? What do you mean "that's okay"?
I will have to delete all my accounts and hide in a hole for at least 5 years

You could also move on casually

No need to hide!

 

[BlackGeneral]

It's time.
I will confess and if it goes wrong I will bale out with "A-april fool hahaha"

 

[Itsukimoto]

It's time.
I will confess and if it goes wrong I will bale out with "A-april fool hahaha"

good luck-nyah!

 

[K.Angel]

Ask them out for prom and then call it a prank.... talking from experience of course....

 

[mylovenovels]

It's time.
I will confess and if it goes wrong I will bale out with "A-april fool hahaha"

Good luck

 

[Itsukimoto]

Its april fools so most likely they'll take it as joke-nyah, but it could go either ways. Who knows what fate holds

 

[boursk]

It's time.
I will confess and if it goes wrong I will bale out with "A-april fool hahaha"

All I will say is that if she's about to or even accepts your confession and you still hit her with the 'it was just a prank bro', then every person on the planet will have the right to punch you in whatever place would hurt you the most.

That has to be one of my personally most hated tropes they've come up with in (comedy) romance shows.
Calling out shows like Danjo no Yuujou wa Seiritsu Suru? (Iya, Shinai!!) for bs like that.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Its april fools so most likely they'll take it as joke-nyah, but it could go either ways. Who knows what fate holds

So euh...

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

So euh...

so?

 

[BlackGeneral]

hahahaha

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

hahahaha

right...

 

[Itsukimoto]

So euh...

... they thought it was joke-nyah?

 

[monkey123]

Ok so I have 0% chance, none, nada, rien de rien, but I can't do nothing either.
These feelings are heavy on my heart...
So I need a way to confess without her noticing.
That way, I feel like I did my best, and I avoid the soul destroying rejection.

I was thinking about telling her during a firework when the big boom happens, but I'm scared to mess up the timing, and what if she asks me to repeat?
Or I could tell her on the phone during a storm, so she only understand 1/10 words but we don't have storms here.
I really don't know

You seem a good candidate for a default Japanese beta character? Pray truck-kun won't send you into a manga.

 

[monkey123]

You could try it like this guy and if it wont work say it was a bet. But at ch200 don't forget viagra!

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

T̴H̶E̴ ̸F̴O̸O̸L̸I̸S̷H̶E̵S̷T̷E̵S̶T̸ ̴W̸A̵Y̷ ̴T̸O̶ ̴C̷O̵N̵F̷E̵S̷S̴I̸O̵N̶ ̷I̸S̵ ̸T̵O̵ ̷P̸U̶N̴C̶H̷ ̶T̵H̵E̶M̴ ̴I̵N̶ ̴T̵H̴E̷ ̸F̵A̶C̶E̴.̷
̴M̵I̴G̴H̸T̸ ̸S̶T̴I̷L̷L̶ ̵W̶O̷R̵K̸,̴ ̶T̸H̴O̴U̴G̷H̷.̵

 

[monkey123]

This would also work out https://mangadex.org/chapter/d1a71db1-1ba2-42dc-8e8b-ea0c5d6c3cdd/14

 

[BlackGeneral]

https://forums.mangadex.org/threads/im-going-to-confess-my-love-to-itsukimoto.2597765/

 

[kohelemon]

Send a letter, but write your name backwards.
Jokes aside, and as frightening as it might be, try and ask. Better to ask now and potentially be staunched or brightened then to hold a torch forever.