Miss me with that 4chan "NO U" bullshit and let people enjoy things on their terms, not yours.
I should have get that you were a chronic online kid who constantly projects his behavior onto others and unironically intends to argue endlessly until he manages to have the last word. Sorry, I don't have time for weirdos like you, goodbye.
For the record, I did provide various canon examples of Golshi breaking her usual character and displaying more depth than normal. It's not headcanon or interpretation, it's observation. And yeah my contention is that Golshi being extremely lowkey multifaceted is part of why this utter chaos manga is so funny to begin with. At least that's true for me.
(This isn't really unusual for the umamusume in general, either. Agnes Tachyon is a great example "what you see isn't all of what you get")
But yeah please, no one fight over this. Everyone is entitled to enjoy this manga on whatever terms they like.
EDIT: I'll admit that it IS interpreting on my part that Golshi keeps people at arm's length, though.
Simply pointing to a canonical scene does not mean proving the canonicity of your interpretation of it. Most people, especially in Japanese culture, have an outer persona and an inner persona, so taking things more seriously at important or difficult moments is not something deep or complex. At least if we're not talking about maximum straight man like Special Week or Oguri Cup. Hell, we even have an entire multi-million dollar franchise about it.
But my main problem isn't your overall interpretation of things—that's your personal business. It's that you're seriously trying to validate this headcanon analysis through a clearly parodic, surreal, non-canon spinoff, which, in my opinion, is truly delving too deep. I think we should stop there, because your self-appointed white knight is becoming downright toxic and seems to be making this too personal.