No, no, that's impossible. I never shitpost. Every single post of mine (excepting this one) is a source of profound and sagacious insight. I swear in Sheogorath's name I have never submitted a single shitpost comment (not counting this one). It's hard to believe, considering my obscene comment count, but every single one has been the product of careful deliberation.
If there are others with even more to contribute to the shared wisdom of mankind, I must humbly accept my second, third, or even fourth place. These things cannot be faked, for what in life reveals the true measure of a man or woman better than their comments on manga chapters?
