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minions are biologically hired to serve the most despicable person they can findIs that like a metaphor for something? 👀
minions are biologically hired to serve the most despicable person they can findIs that like a metaphor for something? 👀
That lord of the Mysteries sequences icon profile is sick as hell.Is that like a metaphor for something? 👀
Minions biologically follow the most evil person they come across, so if they see you and start following you then you can't dispute that you're literally unambiguously evil.Is that like a metaphor for something? 👀
What are you some kind of freakOh Mimi. You're just not quite evil enough.
But it's true. You're quasi evil.
You're semi evil.
You're the margarine of evil.
You're the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.
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They were canonically on ice at that point, IIRC. As in, they fucked up so badly that they all fled to Antarctica and conveniently missed like half of the 20th Century.
Yeah, but we know this is only because the writers didn't want the logical conclusion of them working for Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Hitler, Mugabe, or any other objectionable figure in living memory.They were canonically on ice at that point, IIRC. As in, they fucked up so badly that they all fled to Antarctica and conveniently missed like half of the 20th Century.
She's got huge... tracts of land!Minions are following her for the huge tracts of plot!