Oh Mimi. You're just not quite evil enough.
But it's true. You're quasi evil.
You're semi evil.
You're the margarine of evil.
You're the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.
Minions biologically follow the most evil person they come across, so if they see you and start following you then you can't dispute that you're literally unambiguously evil.
Oh Mimi. You're just not quite evil enough.
But it's true. You're quasi evil.
You're semi evil.
You're the margarine of evil.
You're the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.
They were canonically on ice at that point, IIRC. As in, they fucked up so badly that they all fled to Antarctica and conveniently missed like half of the 20th Century.