Shit Dexxers Say

[deleted-user-8fc958e75c]

I'm a five year old ostrich

This you-nya?

 

[pedronimo]

This you-nya?

Ues And i'm tired if saying i'm not

 

[pedronimo]

 

[girlrotting]

if i had a fluffy tail i'd be wagging that shit so fast whenever i get praised by an older woman like i'd be at work and she'd tell me i did a good job and it'd start swishing behind me and she'd scoff and look down at me and go "ugh... really? you're getting off on this? in public? gross" and i'd whine and my tail would start wagging even faster and i'd get reported to hr and get fired for harassment

 

[girlrotting]

i figured i'd add something original ^w^ enjoy

 

[deleted-user-8fc958e75c]

Unfortunately for you, I'm clean as a whistle-nya

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

okay guys here's my submission:

Oh boy I can't wait to see how you'll react when I inform you that not only am I on Reddit, I'm the sole active moderator of a subreddit with ~130k members.

Run away from me lil boy

readily sharing that you're a R*ddit mod has gotta be one of the worst things i've seen on this site

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

Oh boy I can't wait to see how you'll react when I inform you that not only am I on Reddit, I'm the sole active moderator of a subreddit with ~130k members.

Run away from me lil boy

I wanna do that too. Any tips for starters?

 

[Cosmism]

I'm a five year old ostrich from guizhou china @pandascepter stop derailing this thread

What are they putting into the ostrich feed these days? You're telling me an ostrich got past the Great Firewall? My 45yo cousin twice removed didn't get past it until they smuggled him outta da mainland.

 

[Cosmism]

I wanna do that too. Any tips for starters?

Dunno, I'm not actually a Reddit mod.

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

from guizhou china

Dunno, I'm not actually a Reddit mod.

What do you mean?

 

[Cosmism]

if i had a fluffy tail i'd be wagging that shit so fast whenever i get praised by an older woman like i'd be at work and she'd tell me i did a good job and it'd start swishing behind me and she'd scoff and look down at me and go "ugh... really? you're getting off on this? in public? gross" and i'd whine and my tail would start wagging even faster and i'd get reported to hr and get fired for harassment

It's ok, tail wagging in dogs and many other animals is a sign of emotional disturbance, not just excitement and arousal. That's enough plausible deniability to throw HR for a loop while you get in some more kinky play.

 

[Cosmism]

What do you mean?

I'm having the time of my week trolling people. :shhh:

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I'm having the time of my week trolling people. :shhh:

"i'm a reddit mod"
"lol this guy's a reddit mod"
"jk i'm not a reddit mod #trolled"

whatever the truth, this is certainly a R*ddit tier troll

 

[Cosmism]

"i'm a reddit mod"
"lol this guy's a reddit mod"
"jk i'm not a reddit mod #trolled"

whatever the truth, this is certainly a R*ddit tier troll

?!?
This is mangadex. It's a mangadex troll?!?

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

?!?
This is mangadex. It's a mangadex troll?!?

Reddit-tier MangaDex troll

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

?!?
This is mangadex. It's a mangadex troll?!?

 

[BakedBanana]

The infamous one again. @bigtiddyoneesan

 

[Cosmism]

Wuh

Also can someone explain what a Reddit-tier troll looks like to me? I don't use Reddit so I wouldn't know.

 

[BakedBanana]

Also can someone explain what a Reddit-tier troll looks like to me? I don't use Reddit so I wouldn't know.