Mikoto-chan wa Kirawaretakunai! - Vol. 5 Ch. 72 - Out of Love

[kulttuurintutkija]

But why the turtle soup?

 

[WhimsiCat]

His mom is freaky

Well, to paraphrase a certain ancient manga.

The person who married that thing is either its equal or one hell of a saint to be fine with all its freaks.

 

[ShootingGuard186]

Bro really got that Afghanistan spa treatments from his ma

 

[Pluveus]

His mom is freaky

Here's a little light on her past from the author:
I don’t think I’ve ever explicitly stated this, but as most of you have probably realized, Takase’s mother’s family is based in Kyoto. They are a prestigious family line dating back to the era when Kyoto was the capital, and she is the young lady and eldest daughter of the main branch. While this family isn’t literally yokai, they’re a clan full of martial arts powerhouses who act like total monsters, constantly locked in daily infighting over the family's rights and interests.

During her childhood, Takase’s mother had zero interest in those family feuds and was purely, obsessively head-over-heels for Takase’s father, who was a novelist. When he came to Kyoto and met her, it might not have actually been a coincidence...

Naturally, when Takase’s mother suddenly decided to marry, her own family threw a massive fit. They tried to get rid of Takase’s father through all sorts of means, including poison and sending assassins after him. But thanks to his naturally absurd durability, he managed to endure every single attempt.

Having lost his patience, Grandpa (calling him "Takase's mother's father" every time would be too long) set a condition for the marriage: he ordered Takase’s father to act as the main branch’s representative warrior in the family's rights-and-interests battle tournament. So, Takase’s father was unilaterally made a fiancé, unilaterally turned into a gladiator, and forced into fight after fight—yet somehow, he actually won the whole thing.

Grandpa, having officially secured the family's interests, did a complete 180 and was overjoyed, eventually becoming the doting grandfather he is today. The clan factions were unified, and now it’s just a peaceful, insanely wealthy, massive household. And that is how the two of them somehow became the happily married lovebirds they are today. Happy ending, happy ending.

To recap: Takase’s father was stalked, tied up, reverse-raped, nearly murdered by the headquarters of a mysterious yokai-like clan, and then forced to beat up a bunch of those monster-like guys in battle just to secure the happiness he has now. Quite an intense life for a novelist, isn’t it?

That said, since all this drama has almost zero bearing on the actual romantic comedy between Mikoto-chan and Takase that I’m currently drawing, please just brush it off as a fun little origin story about how the parents met.

Honestly, that's basically History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi if it was in a Seinen magazine instead of a Shounen one.

 

[lalap00p]

Cue "Mixed Messages"

 

[xXPenisXx]

She seems to have forgotten that you can't comfort your son the same way you comfort your husband... she was perilously close to fucking him dry at points... she's an actual succubus, I just can't prove it.

 

[bakakubi]

His mom is freaky

Here's a little light on her past from the author:
I don’t think I’ve ever explicitly stated this, but as most of you have probably realized, Takase’s mother’s family is based in Kyoto. They are a prestigious family line dating back to the era when Kyoto was the capital, and she is the young lady and eldest daughter of the main branch. While this family isn’t literally yokai, they’re a clan full of martial arts powerhouses who act like total monsters, constantly locked in daily infighting over the family's rights and interests.

During her childhood, Takase’s mother had zero interest in those family feuds and was purely, obsessively head-over-heels for Takase’s father, who was a novelist. When he came to Kyoto and met her, it might not have actually been a coincidence...

Naturally, when Takase’s mother suddenly decided to marry, her own family threw a massive fit. They tried to get rid of Takase’s father through all sorts of means, including poison and sending assassins after him. But thanks to his naturally absurd durability, he managed to endure every single attempt.

Having lost his patience, Grandpa (calling him "Takase's mother's father" every time would be too long) set a condition for the marriage: he ordered Takase’s father to act as the main branch’s representative warrior in the family's rights-and-interests battle tournament. So, Takase’s father was unilaterally made a fiancé, unilaterally turned into a gladiator, and forced into fight after fight—yet somehow, he actually won the whole thing.

Grandpa, having officially secured the family's interests, did a complete 180 and was overjoyed, eventually becoming the doting grandfather he is today. The clan factions were unified, and now it’s just a peaceful, insanely wealthy, massive household. And that is how the two of them somehow became the happily married lovebirds they are today. Happy ending, happy ending.

To recap: Takase’s father was stalked, tied up, reverse-raped, nearly murdered by the headquarters of a mysterious yokai-like clan, and then forced to beat up a bunch of those monster-like guys in battle just to secure the happiness he has now. Quite an intense life for a novelist, isn’t it?

That said, since all this drama has almost zero bearing on the actual romantic comedy between Mikoto-chan and Takase that I’m currently drawing, please just brush it off as a fun little origin story about how the parents met.

I need this as a series now.

 

[vannn]

Once you get to the reveal it just barely manages to stay on the rails.

 

[Ramadhana_tls]

What the fuck is wrong with this family

 

[radstylix]

Kinda an ehhhh chapter. I don't think we need an "incest"-adjacent chapter this late 😅

 

[blablablub]

His mom is freaky

Here's a little light on her past from the author:
I don’t think I’ve ever explicitly stated this, but as most of you have probably realized, Takase’s mother’s family is based in Kyoto. They are a prestigious family line dating back to the era when Kyoto was the capital, and she is the young lady and eldest daughter of the main branch. While this family isn’t literally yokai, they’re a clan full of martial arts powerhouses who act like total monsters, constantly locked in daily infighting over the family's rights and interests.

During her childhood, Takase’s mother had zero interest in those family feuds and was purely, obsessively head-over-heels for Takase’s father, who was a novelist. When he came to Kyoto and met her, it might not have actually been a coincidence...

Naturally, when Takase’s mother suddenly decided to marry, her own family threw a massive fit. They tried to get rid of Takase’s father through all sorts of means, including poison and sending assassins after him. But thanks to his naturally absurd durability, he managed to endure every single attempt.

Having lost his patience, Grandpa (calling him "Takase's mother's father" every time would be too long) set a condition for the marriage: he ordered Takase’s father to act as the main branch’s representative warrior in the family's rights-and-interests battle tournament. So, Takase’s father was unilaterally made a fiancé, unilaterally turned into a gladiator, and forced into fight after fight—yet somehow, he actually won the whole thing.

Grandpa, having officially secured the family's interests, did a complete 180 and was overjoyed, eventually becoming the doting grandfather he is today. The clan factions were unified, and now it’s just a peaceful, insanely wealthy, massive household. And that is how the two of them somehow became the happily married lovebirds they are today. Happy ending, happy ending.

To recap: Takase’s father was stalked, tied up, reverse-raped, nearly murdered by the headquarters of a mysterious yokai-like clan, and then forced to beat up a bunch of those monster-like guys in battle just to secure the happiness he has now. Quite an intense life for a novelist, isn’t it?

That said, since all this drama has almost zero bearing on the actual romantic comedy between Mikoto-chan and Takase that I’m currently drawing, please just brush it off as a fun little origin story about how the parents met.

I don't remember How I Met Your Mother going this crazy

 

[Friendly-Sentence710]

Dad just glad he a 24-hour break on his life force isnt being drained

 

[Orpheus7]

So why was he depressed? Was it the mud ball? Didn't it come with an apology? My brother you scored a 3 pointer and the chicks were thirsty stop crying go rub one out and move on like a normal teenager

 

[MisterMemeDaddy]

I was wondering what even happened, forgot the girls literally gave him a ball of dirt last chapter.

 

[Yuural]

Always wondered how His dad was still alive despite His wife being a yōkai. Guess they're both superhumans in their own way.

 

[jojoka]

His mom is freaky

Here's a little light on her past from the author:
I don’t think I’ve ever explicitly stated this, but as most of you have probably realized, Takase’s mother’s family is based in Kyoto. They are a prestigious family line dating back to the era when Kyoto was the capital, and she is the young lady and eldest daughter of the main branch. While this family isn’t literally yokai, they’re a clan full of martial arts powerhouses who act like total monsters, constantly locked in daily infighting over the family's rights and interests.

During her childhood, Takase’s mother had zero interest in those family feuds and was purely, obsessively head-over-heels for Takase’s father, who was a novelist. When he came to Kyoto and met her, it might not have actually been a coincidence...

Naturally, when Takase’s mother suddenly decided to marry, her own family threw a massive fit. They tried to get rid of Takase’s father through all sorts of means, including poison and sending assassins after him. But thanks to his naturally absurd durability, he managed to endure every single attempt.

Having lost his patience, Grandpa (calling him "Takase's mother's father" every time would be too long) set a condition for the marriage: he ordered Takase’s father to act as the main branch’s representative warrior in the family's rights-and-interests battle tournament. So, Takase’s father was unilaterally made a fiancé, unilaterally turned into a gladiator, and forced into fight after fight—yet somehow, he actually won the whole thing.

Grandpa, having officially secured the family's interests, did a complete 180 and was overjoyed, eventually becoming the doting grandfather he is today. The clan factions were unified, and now it’s just a peaceful, insanely wealthy, massive household. And that is how the two of them somehow became the happily married lovebirds they are today. Happy ending, happy ending.

To recap: Takase’s father was stalked, tied up, reverse-raped, nearly murdered by the headquarters of a mysterious yokai-like clan, and then forced to beat up a bunch of those monster-like guys in battle just to secure the happiness he has now. Quite an intense life for a novelist, isn’t it?

That said, since all this drama has almost zero bearing on the actual romantic comedy between Mikoto-chan and Takase that I’m currently drawing, please just brush it off as a fun little origin story about how the parents met.

Bro wrote out this entire back story for Haha rape yandere wife and drained husband loooool
Crazy

 

[Khyrin]

But why the turtle soup?

IF she tried to rationalize feeding her son an aphrodisiac, it'd probably have something to do with increasing blood flow to speed the metabolization of his stress hormones. That, or encoraging the production of dopamine and seratonin via masturbation.

 

[Rafalga]

Mom has only ever thought about one man in her entire life and that is her husband. And as such, she only has knowledge of how to comfort him and she doesn't know any other way. Hence, we have this chapter.

 

[Kibo_Ulfson]

IF she tried to rationalize feeding her son an aphrodisiac, it'd probably have something to do with increasing blood flow to speed the metabolization of his stress hormones. That, or encoraging the production of dopamine and seratonin via masturbation.

But why get in the bath naked with him?

 

[Psychronia]

Woman. Work on your love language. Not everyone can be doted on the way you dote on your husband.