Lowfyie

Sleeping is a farse created by big sleep to make people sleep.
Tell me why after I slept for 12 hours one day, I go and sleep 12 more hours the next day.
Sleep isn't real, Ill just chug energy drinks when Im tired... Yeah, thats what I'll do...

Society... Society did this to me...
They turned me into this... Or maybe Ive alwayss been this way and they just brought that part of me out... heh... I guess we all have our own demons....

STUPID FUCKING BUS WAS FUCKING 50 MINUTES FUCKING LATE AND MADE ME WAIT IN THE BLAZING HOT FUCKING SUN THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME.
I MISSED A WHOLE FUCKING CLASS BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING LATE THIS SHIT WAS, FUCKING 8 BUSSES PASSED THROUGH THE OTHER LANE DURING THE FUCKING TIME I WAS FUCKING WAITING.
I FUCKING HATE PUBLIC TRANSPORT

Found a youtube video of some girls ripping bongs together and swearing, thought it was pretty awesome.

when I went to save it in my funny playlist I couldnt because apparently its a youtube kids video. So thats cool, do u guys wanna see it or

I have now made an ao3 account. With this, I will reach never before seen levels of degeneracy and enjoy every second of it.

So many gay smutty fanfictions waiting for my humble subscription...

There is hair eberywher in my room I am balding at 16 💔

I know how to voluntarily give myself foot cramps and it feels amazing after a long day

Became existential while studying and isnt it kinda freaky that we can forget stuff so easily, like to remember these formulas I gotta do a bunch of exercises, how many little things do you forget in your day to day that when they were happening you never considered it could just be erased off your memory?

How many times something someone did which they held at a way higher value than you just escape from your memory?

How many people has it been months or years since you last thought of them? Why arent you thinking of them even though they had been such an important part in your life?

Recently, instead of studying for my tests, Ive been thinking... When did people get so freaky?

Like, when was the first hentai made?
Who invented catgirls?
Who invented catgirls hentai?
Who was the first 40 year old obese man to live in his parent's basement janking his hog to catgirls hentai?

We'll never know...

I hate that ZZZ is an actual good game but people just stay away from it because of the gooner material in it
and then the fandom SUCKS!!! I HATE the ZZZ fandom!!!
The game is cool tho, I like it

How it feels accepting im probably just gonna have to repeat the year

I showed up, face me brother

I feel as if Ive just been mogged...
Im nervous about reading yuri in public, but the guy next to me in the bus right now is just playing Honkai star rail with his phone screen showing to everyone around him... Im... Im a beta...

Im actually so smart. Thats all, have a nice day normie

Damn, the forums have been so dead that I somehow got NINE reactions in my last profile post, Im not that funny guys, knock it off

Ive been watching yuri anime since ive read so much yuri manga, and its nice but the main con of it is, when something cute happens I interrupt the character's cute voices and the cute music with my loud ass dumb fucking giggle and ruin the mood!!!

I didnt make an AMA thread when I got 1000 reaction score and now everyone whos getting 1000 reaction score is making an AMA thread... I feel like I passed up on a gold mine sniff sniff

Its like when someone thinks of a really simple idea and it becomes really popular, like the fidget spinner, anyone could have thought of it but one person decided to make it and got millions

Finally... The volume of berserk I ordered november last year finally arrived... Only 15 volumes left

Just remembered a funny moment, me and my family were playing one of those ice breaker card games and you had to guess what someone's answer to a question was.

I think I misunderstood, because when I was asked "something that annoys you", I put in "terrorism", while everyone put things like "stubbing my toe"

No one got mine even though I thought it would be pretty obvious

Ladies, there is this one saying that I have lived with since I found it on tiktok a minute ago, very wise
"If he aint a keeper, theres always his sister"
Write it down and thank me later