Lowfyie

I dont get why some people consdier showering to be a bother and a chore, smelling nice is so goooood like how do I smell this nice im literally all just skin and bone all over

I have recently raged while playing minesweeper more than I have raged due to any game in the past 3 years

Not gonna lie some of you guys are weird and I would stay away from you if we talked in real life, I had to say it

Put a hot tray (of pizza) that was straight out the oven on a table covered in ants. I dont feel bad, I really hate ants, like I really hate them, the sizzle I heard of their tiny little bodies being cooked was total ASMR to my ears

Pepsi is pretty overhated tbh, we should pass the hate we have on pepsi into killing cats, not the biggest fan of it.

Unless it's an alien magical life-sucking evil pink cat, like the one that appeared in my dream once, I dont like that guy

I have rebranded now that Im FINALLY on school break and am the complete opposite of depressed. So jolly! Not emo anymore! Social media is the best and super healthy!

bumps into you

s-sorry! Didn't notice you there...

bends down to grab the books I dropped, revealing my stegosaurus-like spine bones and spiky tail, hitting you in the face and slicing your head off clean

S-sorry! I really didnt mean to... Waaahh~

yawns and shoots out a blue laser beam from my mouth, cutting at least twelve residencial buildings in half

Eek! I-I'm so clumsy, tee-hee~

Releases pressurized steam from my back bone plates hot enough to melt a passerby's face clean off

2 days till I am free from this cage (school) and these heavy chains keeping me down (make up exams and schoolwork)

Thinking of changing my profile picture entirely since I wont be emo anymore after that, little nervous though since this one has become a bit iconic (appeared in drawings and that Mangadex V5 picture)

This is embarassing but I need to say this

I hate getting attached to the characters in erotic manga because this has happened so much where they just have one of the characters, who's in a relationship with the other character, do something lewd with a different character.
Yeah its a porn manga, its for sex appeal or whatever but I feel my blood boil through my veins everytime NTR is even mentioned
Please, I ask very gently to all those mangakas and artists who ruined my beloved eromanga with NTR, to take a walk-in tour of the insides of a meat grinder

Motivation? I barely know her! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sleeping is a farse created by big sleep to make people sleep.
Tell me why after I slept for 12 hours one day, I go and sleep 12 more hours the next day.
Sleep isn't real, Ill just chug energy drinks when Im tired... Yeah, thats what I'll do...

Society... Society did this to me...
They turned me into this... Or maybe Ive alwayss been this way and they just brought that part of me out... heh... I guess we all have our own demons....

STUPID FUCKING BUS WAS FUCKING 50 MINUTES FUCKING LATE AND MADE ME WAIT IN THE BLAZING HOT FUCKING SUN THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME.
I MISSED A WHOLE FUCKING CLASS BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING LATE THIS SHIT WAS, FUCKING 8 BUSSES PASSED THROUGH THE OTHER LANE DURING THE FUCKING TIME I WAS FUCKING WAITING.
I FUCKING HATE PUBLIC TRANSPORT

Found a youtube video of some girls ripping bongs together and swearing, thought it was pretty awesome.

when I went to save it in my funny playlist I couldnt because apparently its a youtube kids video. So thats cool, do u guys wanna see it or

I have now made an ao3 account. With this, I will reach never before seen levels of degeneracy and enjoy every second of it.

So many gay smutty fanfictions waiting for my humble subscription...

There is hair eberywher in my room I am balding at 16 💔

I know how to voluntarily give myself foot cramps and it feels amazing after a long day

Became existential while studying and isnt it kinda freaky that we can forget stuff so easily, like to remember these formulas I gotta do a bunch of exercises, how many little things do you forget in your day to day that when they were happening you never considered it could just be erased off your memory?

How many times something someone did which they held at a way higher value than you just escape from your memory?

How many people has it been months or years since you last thought of them? Why arent you thinking of them even though they had been such an important part in your life?

Recently, instead of studying for my tests, Ive been thinking... When did people get so freaky?

Like, when was the first hentai made?
Who invented catgirls?
Who invented catgirls hentai?
Who was the first 40 year old obese man to live in his parent's basement janking his hog to catgirls hentai?

We'll never know...

I hate that ZZZ is an actual good game but people just stay away from it because of the gooner material in it
and then the fandom SUCKS!!! I HATE the ZZZ fandom!!!
The game is cool tho, I like it