i have fired the first shots in what may become a prolonged conflict. i have foreign backing and my sigint consists of wiretaps and concealed cameras hidden inside your vents in your bedroom. all your residence are belong to ME @BakedBanana. u shall not bump my kot from his designated stretching thread.
@BakedBanana cannot reply to the tall cat post or he will completely disappear into the ether. i will not delete his body. he is now a sovereign entity. you shall not infringe on his natural rights.