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I think I’m going insane I’ve been stuck inside my car for the past four hours the rental cars tire has a giant hole in it the rental place is switching from line to line the tow place said they’d pick me up in 40 min the time passed I called the place the won’t admit the driver missed me they say they can’t send a truck call in 30 min I called in 30 min “oh sure we’ll send a truck” what time?? They don’t answer I wait two hrs no truck I call AGAIN they say oh yah sure well send a truck in 2 hrs I’m literally dying someone send help please i have a headache i want to cry.

Fun facts witttttthhh yuriiii!! Hehehe hmmm remembering all my niche facts is hard… fact of the day is Artemis’s priestesses had a ritual where they stripped naked and danced like bears the idea we think was to be possessed by one of her sacred animals to claw and dance like a free rabid animal! This is mentioned once in a famous Greek play and painted on a piece of pottery found. We don’t fully know all of the facts about it her rituals were largely hidden but we can definitely speculate!

Fun facts with yuri! There are 24 different species of bumblebees in Scotland! The dad joke hyperfixation died so our regular program has moved on with its broadcasting.

Reading pornagraphic manhwas and mangas is so fucking funny to me because they obviously have only seen a woman’s body in porn because they way they draw and write it is just so bad it’s funny like just saw one and they made the whole vagina as a hole i literally cackled when i saw it. I read it whenever im sad because the absolute absurdity of these men is so funny because they’re such virgins. And it’s always the same dialogue too also how they like grab the boobs which aren’t even boob they’re sacks at this point would actually hurt a woman.

Sitting in a restaurant and god there’s something about a man speaking for the woman who can clearly speak and telling the waiter her order that just is so gross to me. It doesn’t even have to be him changing he order or speaking over her which makes the act worse but him just saying it for her when she clearly can is just so infuriating well actually not that just… I don’t have the words it just evokes feelings of I don’t know like ew or ick?

My favorite mangaka Kyoko Okazaki has barely any translated works so I’m over here with her raws translating this shi with my zero understanding of kanji and barely remembered katakana dying in only two pages into Heterosexual and I’m already dying someone send help T-T

I genuinely think my body has a “not like other girls” complex. You know how us girls have a time in the month where we have mini contractions that push out the lineing of our uterus and we get chunks and blood and stuff well my fucking uterus decided it’s a bitch and can come whenever she wants to and decided to come with two days left in the month so she’s going cross months like excuse me?? Ughhhh I hate being a woman

Uhh some of the mangas are now unavailable to read anyone know what’s going on?? Mangadex please don’t leave me like all my other pirateing websites please I beg you T-T

I’m gonna vent to yall now cause uh I can and my texts aren’t working and I can’t rant to my friends. So I have a brother. Whenever he gets an award or a hobby or a grade he’s always does fine or even well and my parents have alwayss and so has the family friends. Take poetry we both do poetry but I in middle school got invited to a college with a couple other kids who were handpicked by our school because our poetry was so good yet my family barely congratulated me.

Since my last post was very thoughtful per my contract I now need to post some rly stupid shit. Welcome to daily dad jokes with yuri! A viewer mentioned that these may not be daily but we’ve already paid the trademark.
Why did the chicken go to the KFC?
It wanted to see the chicken strip! and as a special treat I’m giving you all a statue I found online portraying some feathers being ruffled and just had to share.

I’ve been reading a lot of romance manga recently and I think the reason it never feels that good is because people don’t understand the nature of love between two individuals. Love is like loving the little things that’s when you fall in love it’s not when they fight off a whole bunch of people and save you it’s when you can get pure joy from their reaction to coffee in the morning and you like how they look when they’re disheveled and just woke up that’s love and romance in media fails to realize that

When you’re crying so hard your Face ID doesn’t recognize you (^-^)

Arrived for the pride parade in Scotland and there’s three guys in rainbow kilts playing the bagpipes scotlands amazing lol

WHY DO EUROPEANS NOT HAVE AIR CONDITIONING ITS 85 F AND OMG IM SWEATING MY TITS OFF

Update on my plane journey I guess I’m going to kill somebody maybe myself I’m in the boarding area and some asshole brought their baby and it won’t stop screaming omg ahhhhhhhhh im going to bash my brains in five hours of a baby crying T-T

Have to go on two plane rides tomorrow ones 8 hours and the others 5 I also can’t sleep on planes hope yall will show up to my funeral

I’m insanely bored give me your best anime. Not one you think I would like and not mainstream either I want your faves the niche anime’s from a studio with only one season an anime from the 90s that has 20 seasons but no one’s heard about it give me those animes

Oh god bus adventures continued I guess it smells like burning tires and portapottys I don’t know why but everyone is dying and I want to hurl it’s so bad. This old lady keeps on coughing and I think maybe it’s the tires burning?? I don’t know but it’s not even 9 in the morning yet my meds and coffee haven’t kicked in and old the smelllll ahhhhhhhh. I have my sleeve in my face but it isn’t stopping the smell

When your crying so hard your Face id doesn’t recognize you T-T

HELPPP. Omg so I was doing experimental makeup like giant purple and yellow eye shadow cause I had nothing to do(btw it looks fabulous but not the point) and my neighbor came over and asked for a cake pan and I forgot I had the makeup on and she just left with my pans and now I’m dying cause she saw the makeup