Daily Dad Jokes with Yuri gives you your very on time broadcast! The joke today issss
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.
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Well since I’m back I think I’m going to start up Daily Dad Jokes with Yuri again! Which I know many of you love especially @Angry_Panda The joke I give you today issss:
I went to a talk today from a rainbow who’s an ex-con. His speech was about how the whole prism system is horrible. it doesn’t even get most inmates to reflect.
Yo girl! Where are you? How's life? Hope you all fine and safe.
Stay happy and ganbarreee!
Just pirated the new demon slayer movie and my thoughts on it are.. meh? Like sure the animation was fire but the story and writing well just like meh? I think the writers know whatever slop they put out the demon slayer fans are gonna call it amazing because of its animation which is why I hate the franchise but like wow the amount of hype for this movie is crazy.
I’m bored gimme a webtoon to read don’t judge it’s a craving I get when I’m rly bored
Yo, back off. You know what I'm talking about
Just got married again to my ex husband so that’s lovely oh and @Angry_Panda your my flower girl
Guys I need to call hr on @MinecraftStoryModeLover who do I call? I need some human recourses they hurt my pride
YAYYY WERE BACK ON!!!! I’m prob abit late but I had to stop checking because I wanted to make dinner.
get out of my closet dude, Im already in here
Guess who manages to take a shower and make actual lunch for themselves? I feel so accomplished take that exhaustion and depression I can get off my ass sometimes and feel healthy. Omg and I managed to clean everything not deep clean but like surface level!!
I made two potatoes today for me and my friend. He walked in before had finished I had just taken them out of the microwave and was going to cut them open and this mother fucker said “those look like ballsacks” WHY THE FUCK DID HE SAY THAT. I won’t be able to eat potato’s for a solid week. T-T
Guess who has red itchy hives all over her face bc she’s a dumb bitch and put on foundation that’s over three years old and now the bacteria is reacting badly~ thank god it’s a three day weekend cause these hives are gonna last and omg they’re so itchy pls send help T-T
Guess who’s going on a roadtrip to Canada just to get the new Covid vaccine T-T yall what is America rn wish I could illegally immigrate to Canada anyone wanna marry me so I can get your green card??
I told my friend she looked forlorn and she didn’t know what it meant so I was like oh yah know it’s like downtrodden and she didn’t even know that one?? Idk man what is our education system people don’t even know forlorn T-T
Yall I was just chilling reading my manga. Nothing to deep and then the author just hits us with oh yah this girl was sold off and sexual abused and manipulated like wtf it’s still morning I didn’t expect that T-T
I just spent an hour doing the cutest fucking makeup and the only people who will ever see it is a grocery store worker for like max five minutes T-T
Just finished re watching twelve angry men moving on to all about Eve thinking after that maybe king fu hustle!(no I will not comment on my movie taste) and I’ve drank over five cups of tea today @Angry_Panda I’m almost done with you as a magical girl it’s turning out soooo cute omg
@Angry_Panda fuck you fuck you how dare you do this to me. I decided one day oh yah know what I’ll draw him as a magical girl nice and easy but for the PAST FUCKIGN WEEK IVE BEEN TRYING TO DRAW THAT STUPID GUITAR. WHY DID YOU OICK A GUITAR. guitars are genuinely one of the hardest things to draw worse than hands. I already have the face the outfit the pose but god dammit you chose a fucking guitar T-T
Omg my friend is visiting with her boyfriend and today I can home and the house smelled like weed. Her boyfriend had been smoking INSIDE the house I’m getting a headache right now from it it’s so gross like bro smoke outside your a guest i have all the windows open and the fans to get it out and he’s just sitting on the couch like wtf. Such an asshole some of us don’t want your second hand smoke cancer stinking up our fucking house. -
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