i wish i wasn't such a weird sleeper because i would probably genuinely just die if i slept with a robot that was even slightly rigid. if i don't soft cozy... boy i die!!!
i need one of those hypnosis apps to be real so i can actually get stuff done. i want someone to come up to me on the street and show me their phone and hypnotize me into getting a job
why do i try to make silly posts when i can just talk about tits and get the exact same reaction count and the same exact dopamine hit ... maybe a pipeline restructuring is in order...
if i couldn't feel pain or get infected or die and it was like 50 years in the future in regards to robotics technology i would instantly cut off my arms and get awesome prosthetics it would be so cool
nevermind. it's over. operation 1 million posts is aborted unless the site ends up changing its functionality to let me post 96 times a minute for an entire week. #girlfailure
potential new initiative: i stop minimizing message count and begin maximizing message count. first user to 1 million messages within a week. we will do it not because it is easy but because it is hard
got called a 'troon' today and i have genuinely never understood why it gets used??? i've never been insulted by it and it's just more funny than anything imo. D-tier slur

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