i need one of those hypnosis apps to be real so i can actually get stuff done. i want someone to come up to me on the street and show me their phone and hypnotize me into getting a job
why do i try to make silly posts when i can just talk about tits and get the exact same reaction count and the same exact dopamine hit ... maybe a pipeline restructuring is in order...
if i couldn't feel pain or get infected or die and it was like 50 years in the future in regards to robotics technology i would instantly cut off my arms and get awesome prosthetics it would be so cool
nevermind. it's over. operation 1 million posts is aborted unless the site ends up changing its functionality to let me post 96 times a minute for an entire week. #girlfailure
potential new initiative: i stop minimizing message count and begin maximizing message count. first user to 1 million messages within a week. we will do it not because it is easy but because it is hard
got called a 'troon' today and i have genuinely never understood why it gets used??? i've never been insulted by it and it's just more funny than anything imo. D-tier slur
"I Am Nice, Clean, Honest, Innocent, Smart, Sweet, Suckling Little Baby, I Have 0 Enemies And 1000,00000 Friends, I Love To Write My Name Anywhere I Can, And I Am Safe And Sweet With My Savings, I Have 999,999 Credit Cards That I Use To Buy Olive Oil And Arrows For My Toys, And I Eat Healthy"
The general rule for electro play that I know is "keep it below the belt, unless you know what you're doing." but I've never heard of stuff involving ankles or feet, nor can I find any information with a brief search online __〆૮o.o ა
I'm not 100% sold on it, as the feet are complex and sensitive body parts, so I'd be worried about damaging them, but I also can't find anything saying not to do it __〆૮o.o ა

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