benshapiro

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pedronimo

Yesterday at 11:19 PM

Mingus mingus mingus mingus lingus fimbs chinbs klimbus mimbus limbus klingus schlingus bwingus clingus kingus chringus onion ring

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gimme_yuri_plz

Zibble gloob zanthor, flim flam blorgle packwa!

Kala-moo, nexis vroom vroom, gala-wong-gong. Zoot zap, flippity floop; skrilla, skrilla, nazzle-poot. Chutney zargle blep fried bacon

Yesterday at 11:52 PM

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Azurea_Mystis

@gimme_yuri_plz That's incredibly racist. Please don't say that again.

Yesterday at 11:54 PM

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gimme_yuri_plz

@Azurea_Mystis I swear it was unintentional! I'm still learning the language

Yesterday at 11:57 PM

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pedronimo

Yesterday at 5:01 PM

My anti aircraft friend is fun

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pedronimo

I don't feel anything now

Yesterday at 6:24 PM

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pedronimo

I love julie my wife

Yesterday at 6:49 PM

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pedronimo

Yesterday at 7:31 PM

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benshapiro

Yesterday at 4:13 PM

Happy Mother's Day

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pedronimo

Good evening from

Yesterday at 4:23 PM

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Mangamoz

Arknights fan huh, I never did get into it. Was too confusing for my me. The plot and waifus/husbandos were cool though.

Yesterday at 4:43 PM

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pedronimo

My anti aircraft friend ?

Yesterday at 5:00 PM

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BakedBanana

Yesterday at 2:58 PM

Happy Father's Day.

Source

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pedronimo

Happy mothers day

Yesterday at 3:31 PM

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pedronimo

Maybe l8r

Yesterday at 5:02 PM

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pedronimo

Thursday at 11:59 PM

Halt and Catch fire

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Mangamoz

@gimme_yuri_plz Sweet.

Yesterday at 6:25 AM

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Azurea_Mystis

@Mangamoz I still have room in my heart for you.
All forum jokes aside, I wouldn't think of that as a confession. I speak English primarily and Arthoamniamn secondarily. When you confess to someone in USA, you typically use the word "love". "Like" is a friend word.

Yesterday at 7:02 AM

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gimme_yuri_plz

Shh! 🤫 Don't ruin my joke, @Azurea_Mystis!

Yesterday at 2:36 PM

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pedronimo

Thursday at 3:28 PM

Happy Mothers Day

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pedronimo

The bus stopped and Bill Gates stepped away from the steering wheel It wasnt a bus at all but a yacht Id been pranked This was my graduation from the grind Id made it He gave me the yacht as thanks The old lady was actually Jeff Bezos he was in on the prank He acquired my business immediately and now Im sipping on champagne bottles All thanks to Claude

Thursday at 6:16 PM

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pedronimo

The punks by the way were played by Elon Musk and Sam Altman I didnt even recognize them in their baggy clothes Really important insights about growth and preconceptions this morning

Thursday at 6:17 PM

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pedronimo

Thanks for reading my linkedin fanfiction

Thursday at 6:18 PM

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pedronimo

Thursday at 2:22 AM

Im get seasonal depresson from sun I want Cold Cold

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BakedBanana

@Angry_Panda
Honestly, taking sips out of a Capri-Sun in the summer heat makes me feel cool (figuratively and literally).

Thursday at 3:24 AM

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Angry_Panda

Only the coolest kids brought those in their lunches when I was in elementary school.

(Mom always just gave me a dollar on Monday to buy a week-long milk ticket.)

Thursday at 3:34 AM

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gimme_yuri_plz

Thursday at 3:38 AM

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pedronimo

Thursday at 12:59 AM

Im tired of beach I want snow snow snow rock rock rcok mountain

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BakedBanana

@pedronimo
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

Thursday at 1:35 AM

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gimme_yuri_plz

@Azurea_Mystis Panama City Beach, Florida

Thursday at 1:35 AM

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Azurea_Mystis

Nevermind. It just looks exactly the same as one of the beaches I went to in North Carolina.

Thursday at 1:37 AM

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pedronimo

Wednesday at 3:25 PM

Happy Mother's Day

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pedronimo

@TheTopVirgin @TheTopAdventure show everyone what we made

Thursday at 12:38 AM

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Mangamoz

What did you make? I'm scared.

Thursday at 12:46 AM

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pedronimo

Bitter

Thursday at 12:48 AM

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pedronimo

Wednesday at 7:43 AM

It is financially prudent to ignore my existence

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benshapiro

Genshin's Naraka

Wednesday at 9:44 AM

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BakedBanana

IMPOSSIBLE

Wednesday at 2:22 PM

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gimme_yuri_plz

Wednesday at 2:56 PM

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pedronimo

Wednesday at 6:01 AM

I'm pissed

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pedronimo

I just want to pirate

Wednesday at 6:41 AM

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Mangamoz

@pedronimo Is it Mangadex that is being blocked or is that some other site? (you don't have to tell us what it is if you don't wish to)

Wednesday at 7:09 AM

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pedronimo

If you sail the seven seas long enough you'll know what was blocked

Wednesday at 7:14 AM

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pedronimo

Wednesday at 3:39 AM

Hippocampal Pain

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pedronimo

Find out if you want

Wednesday at 4:27 AM

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Mangamoz

How the hell did this post end up becoming a bunch of movie recommendations?

Wednesday at 5:06 AM

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gimme_yuri_plz

@Mangamoz you have to embrace the madness and chaos 😂

Wednesday at 5:15 AM

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pedronimo

Wednesday at 1:52 AM

Went to a zoo and asked why they were holding Big Ben in a cage When they answered "Thats a goat" I asked them the same question again

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benshapiro

lament

Wednesday at 3:23 AM

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hahano

limbussy

Wednesday at 4:05 AM

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pedronimo

Your oshi has limpdick

Wednesday at 4:14 AM

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pedronimo

Tuesday at 8:12 PM

A vampire who hunts vampire vampire hunters a vampire vampire vampire hunter hunter wouldnt it

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pedronimo

Positive, Cooperative Attitude
Excellent Participation
Good Work Habits
Showing Some Improvement

Tuesday at 8:46 PM

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gimme_yuri_plz

wouldn't it?

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Tuesday at 8:50 PM

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Azurea_Mystis

Yes.

Tuesday at 9:18 PM

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pedronimo

Tuesday at 4:12 PM

Happy Mothers day

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BakedBanana

Source

Tuesday at 4:37 PM

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pedronimo

Happy Mothers Day

Tuesday at 7:05 PM

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BakedBanana

Source

Tuesday at 7:10 PM

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pedronimo

Tuesday at 6:07 AM

Every day is saturday

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pedronimo

-Holy Water x8
-Thin Fog x1
-Unrefined Screams x4

Tuesday at 6:49 AM

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pedronimo

Blunt force trauma

Tuesday at 6:51 AM

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Azurea_Mystis

Arcane Ash x12
Tear of the Fallen x5
Breath of the Goddess x3
Liquid Luck Vial x 2
Soul of the Damned x8
Titan's Blood Flask x2
Essence of the Divine x27
Divine Pear of Knowledge of Good and Evil x2

Tuesday at 7:35 AM

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Monday at 10:43 PM

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pedronimo

I am forced into speech because men of science have refused to follow my advice without knowing why I am the more reluctant because my warning may be in vain Doubt of the real facts as I must reveal them is inevitable It was a terrible indescribable thing faster than any subway train a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles faintly self luminous and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and unforming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel filling

Monday at 10:49 PM

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pedronimo

Gagagaaga gaga Gagooooooooo boobooboooboooboooo yagooo

Monday at 10:54 PM

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pedronimo

Alien isolation Bad game

Monday at 10:56 PM

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benshapiro

Monday at 12:05 PM

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benshapiro

@Mangamoz she is my mom

Monday at 12:42 PM

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gimme_yuri_plz

@benshapiro I got the reference

Monday at 12:51 PM

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Manko-sensei

@Mangamoz Best loli MILF!!! (Yes, watch Idolmaster: Cinderella Girls U149)

Monday at 2:15 PM

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pedronimo

Monday at 1:57 AM

I'm so glad that

i sent furry futanari hentai to the person asking for my pfp sauce

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Mangamoz

@Azurea_Mystis 🍆

[Saikutsu Kichi (Kagarimachi Ame)] VRChat de Mesukemo ni Tensei?! Zecchou Motomete! Douka Omanko Ikasetekudasai! [English] [Digital]

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Monday at 3:45 AM

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Azurea_Mystis

@Mangamoz I already read that one.

Monday at 3:47 AM

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Mangamoz

@Azurea_Mystis Hmm, there's not that many of them translated, so chances are you have read anything I would recommend.

Monday at 3:49 AM

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pedronimo

Sunday at 7:12 PM

Happy mothers day

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pedronimo

No he mine

Sunday at 7:47 PM

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Dverin_Oshiban_Duren

Alright, you got the dibs ma'am. But if he happens to be very interested in LotM then you got wingman right here.

Sunday at 7:52 PM

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pedronimo

I'm not a bird and i don't need wings

Sunday at 8:00 PM

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