(at the lesbian bar) i like your, uh... giant tentacles... p-protruding out of your lower back...
(the monster, who i am unsuccessfully flirting with) yeah pretty cool
(me, realizing i am across the street and actually in the monster bar instead) c-can you kick me until i ccry,,,

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