I went to my college local for smash and I went 2-2 but I went 4-0 where it mattered. I would ask people “would you believe me if I said I was one of the best in my state?” If they said yes I tell them “they shouldn’t because I’m lying.” This worked all 4 times and they probably already have a picture of me on the cornball wall (affectionately known as the cornwall)
