EOTFOFYL

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  booterror

• Yesterday at 10:01 AM

Given previous posts about T-dolls and I didnt know fucking shit about them... AND had to shitpost to announce I'm now following you... I fused them both.

FN2000. A weird gun for a weird dude. Also I liked the tactical tuna fish if you know what I mean.

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  EOTFOFYL

• Oct 18, 2025

🕊️

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1979349525400781204

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  EOTFOFYL

• Oct 12, 2025

Bottle on counter 🧴
Used to spray my coffee beans🫘
Turns out it was oil ​

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So that's why my morning brew tasted funny

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  Doedoel

• Oct 7, 2025

who is the best T-Doll and why is it ump 45

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  BakedBanana

• Oct 3, 2025

Fake Birthday boy, I won't make the same mistake this year.

So instead I'm doing this:

Kenja ga nakama ni natta!

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  EOTFOFYL

• May 31, 2025

Ha Noi to Hoi An🚌
Bus driver got punched in face👊
Left our bus stranded👮‍♂️

Hoi An to Ha Noi🚌
Driver was batshit insane
Nearly lost my lunch 🤢

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  EOTFOFYL

• May 29, 2025

Regrettably
I missed out on Cheesy bars
Because I passed up.

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  EOTFOFYL

• May 17, 2025

14 hour long flight,
Didn't use the bathroom once,
Nearly pissed myself.

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  EOTFOFYL

• Apr 1, 2025

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  WanderingWanderer

• Feb 27, 2025

Hi, you are like if
Haikubot was a person
Incredibly cool

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  EOTFOFYL

• Feb 19, 2025

Laptop maintenance
An ominous snapping sound
Plastic screw mount broke

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  EOTFOFYL

• Dec 1, 2024

I bought Dwarf Fortress
Don't know how to play the game
I think I'll be fine.
:clueless:

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  EOTFOFYL

• Nov 21, 2024

What is going on?
Getting pinged for multiple
Old haikus is weird.

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  EOTFOFYL

• Nov 15, 2024

Phone fell from my desk
many times without issues,
until now that is...

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  vmman

• Nov 14, 2024

Just want you to know
I always read your posts
Like a jacksfilms song

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  Doedoel

• Nov 13, 2024

Yo dude. You in GFL2 Beta Test?

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  NotGary

• Nov 1, 2024

https://x.com/Darkneon312/status/1852102906448863318

soapmod or whatever.

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  EOTFOFYL

• Nov 1, 2024

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  Angry_Panda

• Oct 3, 2024

I'm writing this to you today
To mark comment number 3 K...
A vid of a slug?
Do you need a hug?
Is everything going okay?

(congrats!)

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  BakedBanana

• Oct 3, 2024

Happy Birthday, haiku dood.