"penis" is too formal, "dick" is violent and harsh, "member" and "length" are reserved for bad fanfiction...
i think "cock" is the perfect middle ground. it still has the powerful sharpness with the 'ck' but the 'co' is a lot easier to say and softer than 'di'
cute first date idea... we go into every alternate dimension and kill our double selves and absorb the power of them so we are the only true version in all of existence
super muscular characters who also have huge tits. i like boobs and muscle as much as anyone else and of course it's a possible body type but you also gotta consider that. like. those are almost entirely just bags of fat. it's gonna burn off just like any other place on your body.
ps (<-- what does this even mean anyways) all my music that i post js already on my bandcamp if you don't wanna wait for me to post an album on my Totally Regular Schedule :3c #iloveadvertising
you know i was thinking and like. one of my biggest fears is probably being in a crisis situation and/or dying while naked. like what if i have a heart attack and the emts find me and im jorkin it. or like my house gets broken into and i'm in the shower and i gotta fight the burglars with my tits out. shits fucked up.