He must still weigh well over 1 ton, since horses and cows reach that easily (in real life), and he's so much larger than them. Maybe he's using some magic to make himself lighter, or the couch stronger?
B, definitely. Doing nothing will get me killed. Openly scheming will get me killed. B is the safest.
Also, way to go girl! Show off those medicinal skills!
Poor baby Everhart. The last image has him with his ears cropped and taped to make them pointy. :'-(
Doberman's have naturally floppy ears... I wonder how cute he'd look if he hadn't had them cropped.