@pizza This story takes place over a number of days, and the transitions aren't clearly indicated so some of the dialogue lacks continuity. If you think this is bad, you should witness my first attempt at translating with chapter 1 "Reverse Line".
Oh man, I'm so sad there's no translations of this... It looked really interesting, even if it was just an April Fools edit. Would it be dumb to ask if there's raws available?