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Also Nintendo: Re-buy your rented ROMs, plebeians!

And immediate, this came to mind. "You ever been so mad, you beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker?"

Coincidentally, that last panel is what being revived from death feels like. At least, to me. Absolutely agonizing at a level that defies a numerical scale, but I didn't have the energy to even groan.

Want to hear a joke from this dimension?

Pac-Man sounds intensify

@Hell_Satan Ride-On King is a story about the President of Russia (not quit Putin, but an honorable bear of a man who has mastered damn near everything) is summoned to the fantasy world after a statue of himself falls onto him while he is wishing for more exotic beasts to ride. He's got a heart...

No sympathy for Google. They can burrrrrn.

Best damn Spider-Man story in YEARS. Marvel in its current form should NEVER be allowed to touch Spider-Man, or hell, ANY characters. It always seems that others who, you know, actually love the characters, tend to write the most compelling stories with them, and I'll be damned if the art...

@Roxymissy Best of luck to you. Had I known that my electronic engineering degree would be completely useless in the United States, outside of modding old game consoles, I'd have tried to pay for training as an electrician, instead, and picked up EE through Youtube videos and PDFs of textbooks.

@Roxymissy It's not the people calling in, directly, it's the company threatening you with termination for your handle time being too long (because callers have a litany of issues for you to correct, or won't stop rambling because you'll be written up for even politely interrupting), or piling...

Be warned. Work too long in a call center, and the damage will be permanent, both physically, and psychologically. It's like acid, and it eats you from the inside out.

That bike was more than every car I've ever owned, combined.

Ah, the precordial thump. I have to use this when my heart screws off. Sometimes, it spasms while I'm on my feet, and that usually sends me hurtling to the ground like a puppet with no strings. Several times, hitting the floor, hard and flat, has been enough to restore normal heart rhythm...

This is not how electricity works.... breaking any one of the lines would have cut power to the light fixtures on that specific circuit.

@cryum I've personally gone about 77 hours with no food or water, without filling up on either before that time period started, without any ill effects. The hunger pangs subsided after about 20 hours, but to be fair, I spent most of the time sitting inert or sleeping, without thinking much, as...

HOT SOUP, COMING UP!

Damn, that's sad.

You might be able to prevent frustration with a little LED+resistor+battery in a clear plastic ball, so the cat can catch the dot, but it takes a bit of electronic engineering to make it so the light only stays on for a few seconds or so, and can be activated with an impact. Then after you buy...

Oh no, everyone will find out I crave death.

With the mind of an adult, the will and understanding to train one's body from infancy would permit all sorts of superhuman nonsense, if we're ignoring the potentially crippling damage that can be caused by stressing young muscle and bone tissue. LESS TALKUN, MORE SHOTGUN.